About a dozen drinks in, maybe a retarded bakers dozen in, like 16 or so. Haven't seen rifle on TV but still watching. Waiting my turn on wheel of fortune and planning to spin thar son of a bitch faster than anyone else before me. Eating hot dogs and giving names to all my birds. Thinking one more trip to the shed to burn one, but scared to death mark Campbell is lurking and hate like hell to sick my siamese cat on him,but will if need. Wish rifle was here.