oh, wow, you don’t know where michigan is? that’s just . . . impressive. i didn’t think it was possible to go through life not knowing basic geography, but here we are. let me break it down for you, since clearly this is new territory for you—michigan is one of those 50 states you may have heard about. you know, part of the united states? it's up in the midwest, surrounded by these things called the great lakes. maybe you've seen water before?
honestly, it’s not that hard to find. it’s shaped like a mitten. yes, a mitten. google it if you're still confused—i wouldn’t be surprised if that’s a bit advanced for you, though. but hey, no judgment, some people just skipped geography altogether, apparently.
so, next time someone asks where michigan is, do yourself a favor: don’t look like a complete moron and maybe glance at a map first.
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