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What's the strategy in this situation?

A girl wants me . . . wants a relationship. Wants it all. She is a former B-list celebrity (features in OK! magazine, cover on other magazines, a reality show that was all about her many years ago on a major network). Her dad also is a B-list celebrity, and the girl's grandparents are Hollywood royalty (star on the walk-of-fame). She only lives a few minutes from me and has never had a real job outside of acting many years ago. She is in her thirties.

So what's the problem? She has three younger half-sisters in their 20s who are stunning: finished too fast stunning. And I know, once I am around any of the three, I will want to pursue them and will eventually cause family issues for her.

So what is the plan? Don't get involved? Get involved and enjoy it until I get one of the sisters after meeting them? I really wish I could share pictures of the sisters.

Oklahoma

Effective immediately, all Oklahoma schools are required to incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments into their curriculums. Before anyone praises this as a great idea, consider this: how would you feel if, instead, the curriculum required the Quran, Torah, or the sacred texts of Hinduism or Buddhism? If you have an issue with any other religious texts being taught to your child but are okay with this mandate, then you are being hypocritical.
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Fvcking Morons

After Trump's 34 felony convictions, the deplorables on this board kept saying it isn't a big deal, they will all get overturned, and it will only help Trump.

But then when there is one (most likely bogus) claim on juror misbehavior, three of you fvcking morons start threads about it all within about 30 minutes. You morons are so fvcking excited that this "nonissue" that isn't a big deal could actually be vacated, that you can't even wait to see if it has been posted yet before blowing your load.

Fvcking morons.

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Fulll update on WR Sherone "Deuce" Wright and his decision to commit to MU, courtesy of @Zac Arrowood:

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Republicans, their policies, and their bleaters are Shutting Down Restaurants

Hundreds of too-ugly-to-be-strippers/ Marshall77's daughter/ Murox's mistress waitresses are out of jobs after dozens of Hooters restaurants, all in red states, closed this week due to poor Republican policies. Numerous Hooters restaurants in Florida, Texas, Kentucky, and Indiana shocked their staffs by closing their doors. Not coincidentally, they are all red states.

Remember when a board moron kept using restaurant/store closures in California as proof that the state was failing, even though those restaurants/stores had been downsizing for years? Remember when that same moron pointed to one location out of 28 owned by a franchisee as proof for his argument? Remember when that same moron doesn't realize that stores - including major ones - shut down each year even in normal economic times? This is more fun for the moron to be able to look in the mirror, acknowledge that he uses only news sources that support his confirmation bias, and that he is one of the board's biggest morons.

The biggest question is if Slumlord Sex Sinner will have to sell one or two of his luxury apartments crackhouses in order to help pay his mistresses' bills now that she is out of a job.


  • Poll
If You Had to Bet Your Life on One RB in 2024...

Who would it be?

  • JR Ethan Payne

    Votes: 3 7.0%
  • r-SO AJ Turner

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • r-SR Jordan Houston (NCST)

    Votes: 31 72.1%
  • r-SO Antwan Roberts (former Wisconsin RB by way of Indpendence C.C.)

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • r-FR C.J. Fazio

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • r-JR Randy Young

    Votes: 0 0.0%

Ethan Payne is coming off of 2023 where he had 83 carries for 335 yards (4.0 ypc) and a TD. In his career Payne has carried the ball 151 times for 680 yards (4.5ypc) and 5 TDS. Payne also has 30 career receptions for 213 yards (7.1 ypr).

AJ Turner redshirted last season, but did appear in action carrying the ball 6 times for 20 yards (3.3 ypc). In his career Turner has carried the ball 23 times for 120 yards (5.22 ypc). Turner also has 5 receptions for 26 yards (5.2 ypr) and 1 TD.

Jordan Houston comes to Marshall from NCST where he had decent production. While he did redshirt in 2023 he did appear in four games rushing the ball 25 times for 96 yards (3.84 ypc). During his Wolfpack career, Houston ran the ball 324 times for 1,392 yards (4.3 ypc) and 6 TDs. Houston's longest career run was for 41 yards. Houston also has 60 career receptions for 398 yards (6.63 ypr) and 1 TD.

Antwan Roberts was an all-american and a 3-star prospect out of HS. This is not an indictment on Roberts, but for those curious as to why he left Wisconsin. Before the start of the 2021 season, Roberts was involved in a physical altercation with a teammate. Former Badger RB Loyal Crawford. Allegedly Crawford broke into Roberts' dorm room armed with a knife. Crawford was dismissed from the team and Roberts was suspended from the team. Feeling he was treated unfairly, Roberts entered portal three weeks following his suspension which led him to Independence C.C. where he ran the ball 34 times for 215 yards (6.3 ypc) and 1 TD.

C.J. Fazio is a walk-on

Randy Young is a transfer from the College of Dupage. He played in 5 games in 2021 recording no stats and played in 1 game in 2022 where he carried the ball 12 times for 66 yards (5.5 ypc) and 1 TD. I am assuming that Young is also a walk-on.

Brad Smith, Marshall's Astute President, Is Used to Dealing with Board's of Directors and Stockholders.

Brad knows that football drives the athletic train. That is why I think he will pull the trigger on Huff if Huff has lost the fans. I don't even think there is a win total associated with it. These big companies like Brad is using to running, not small fly by night operations, have to answer to stockholders and Wall Street. If Huff has lost the confidence of the stockholders, donors and fans, he will let him go.

Brad Smith might look like the kid next door and still have that Appalachian twang a little, but he is a silent ass kicker. The sleeper. He won't mess around with it. He is in charge and use to these kind of things. Guarantee he already has a plan in place.

wvu is Failing

The few of you wvu fans who actually have degrees from that shithole should go ahead and start the fire to burn your apparel and degree. Much like most of its alums and fans, the school is failing:

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With the future of college sports uncertain, one thing is clear: An official and permanent split of NCAA Division I is here


NAPLES, Fla. — Inside the beachside Ritz-Carlton resort along Florida’s southwestern coast, leaders of college athletics met in a second-floor conference room to discuss particulars about the industry’s future.

Those in the room were limited to five men: NCAA president Charlie Baker and commissioners from the SEC, ACC, Big 12 and Big Ten.

Not in the room: the other 28 Division I commissioners who milled about on the first floor of the resort wondering the whereabouts of the other four.

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Kudos to the American credit system

My closest neighbor obtained one of those rent to own garage sheds. The kind that looks like it was built by a high school shop class and falls apart in about five years. I loathe looking at the thing when I drive down my street.

Early this morning, there was a large truck hauling away the shed. I assume he fell behind in the payments. One last feeling of satisfaction was watching part of the shed roof peel away when it hit a low hanging branch as it disappeared down the road.

Surprised the Assange release isn't getting more discussion here.

This has the potential to become quite intriguing.

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