Sam is the most committed troll in the history of the internet. There's no way he believes what he says but, by God, he's been consistent in saying it for a long time.
Technically I was still in HS when his dad committed. To your point, though, I did age in dog years while at Marshall due to the copious amount of booze consumed through the early 2000s. I'll give you that.
This is almost as outrageous as the time the Route 60 Wal-Mart had all of those WVU landscaping flags back in the early 2000s.
Sounds like it's time for a good ol' fashioned boycott!
https://marshall.forums.rivals.com/threads/saturdays-game-is-a-blackout.49890/
Somewhere @herdalicious is feeling very vindicated reading the comments above.
Quarantined since February. If this virus has mutated to the point it can cross conference lines I'm sure as sh*t not going outside and catch it myself.