14" Pecker

[riflearm2]

There is simply no other explanation for this. The young woman below is an American Olympian (distance runner). I watched her a night or two ago qualify for the finals in an event. She's not a super model, but she is cute and obviously keeps herself fit. So how the fvck is she married to this tub? He's not wealthy; he's a country kid who works on a farm. Clearly, it's not his looks. There is only one explanation which I mentioned in the thread title. And she had a baby last year, so she is letting him bust inside. Good for him. I know that if I ever turn into that guy, I still have a chance for some decent 'tang.

 

[30CAT]

I'd say you're right.

I wouldn't have a chance with her. I'm uglier than he is with a tiny pecker. I call it my candle wick.

You wouldn't have a chance. That farm boy would whip your ass with those rubber boots on.

 

[greengeezer]

No accounting for taste.