Abduction?
- Thread starter Mike Gwinn
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From Dennis Miller....
To an extraterrestrial, Planet Earth at best would be like the Vince Lombardi rest stop along the Jersey Turnpike. Chances are they stop off here once to try to stretch their tiny, gray limbs, pick up a nut log and take a leak out of one of their 47 penises. But, on the off-chance that there are super-advanced alien beings out there tonight interpreting this signal: First of all, thank you for watching. And now, I want you to listen up, Caldar of Ramoula-Five! When you do come here and abduct one of us, invariably, might I add, one of us from a rural address, please... Stay out of our asses, okay! There's nothing in our asses that will help you and your dying planet! Life is tough enough out there in Grow Country without you proctonauts downing a couple cases of Zima and getting your moon rocks off checking on Jethro's oil, okay.
To an extraterrestrial, Planet Earth at best would be like the Vince Lombardi rest stop along the Jersey Turnpike. Chances are they stop off here once to try to stretch their tiny, gray limbs, pick up a nut log and take a leak out of one of their 47 penises. But, on the off-chance that there are super-advanced alien beings out there tonight interpreting this signal: First of all, thank you for watching. And now, I want you to listen up, Caldar of Ramoula-Five! When you do come here and abduct one of us, invariably, might I add, one of us from a rural address, please... Stay out of our asses, okay! There's nothing in our asses that will help you and your dying planet! Life is tough enough out there in Grow Country without you proctonauts downing a couple cases of Zima and getting your moon rocks off checking on Jethro's oil, okay.
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