National Pet Day. National Sibling Day. Nation Queer Day. National Third Cousin Day. National Black Irish Day. Nation Look at Me Day.
WTF?
What about National Who the **** Cares Day?
WTF?
What about National Who the **** Cares Day?
All these national days? WTF?
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The pets have moved ahead of the queers on my shit list at this point. At least queers don't put paw prints on the back of their vehicles to announce to the world that they suck at driving.
These paw prints are the next step up from the damn stick figures on the minivans. Might as well say "I'm a dried up old bitch scarfing down spoonfuls of lard while I'm trying to hold this Honda Odyssey in the road."
At least the stick figure woman is a bull, which somehow I appreciate more than some pitiful poodle lady on her way to buy some more of those plastic bags to put on her head.
Good point. I have never had a queer shit in my yard.
These morons where I live want to build a dog park that is going to cost 25 grand. Why? So the dogs can interact and they have a place to play. Hello, it is dog. There is a big field. Go play. Morons. What does a dog need? A slide or teeter totter? Look at Fido on the merry go round and he can play tether ball.
It's an overwhelming rejection of my anti-bum policy. We don't have enough idiot people to feed. Now we have to have idiot animals.
Yeah, this is another thing where my dumb relatives are involved in getting me mad. They've got these stupid dogs and cats everywhere. You can't eat. Can't sit down. There they are. In your face, jumping on you, jumping in your plate.
Stupid worthless pieces of shit. I'd force feed them antifreeze if it wasn't for dumbass animal cruelty laws. They would probably lock me up longer for that than they do if you kill people.
Yeah, this is another thing where my dumb relatives are involved in getting me mad. They've got these stupid dogs and cats everywhere. You can't eat. Can't sit down. There they are. In your face, jumping on you, jumping in your plate.
Stupid worthless pieces of shit. I'd force feed them antifreeze if it wasn't for dumbass animal cruelty laws. They would probably lock me up longer for that than they do if you kill people.
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