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All you can eat buffet

Kate Branson

Silver Buffalo
Dec 16, 2020
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What pisses me off is that I didn't know that you could chew and spit food and only ingest trace amounts. Took me to this damn old to figure it out.

Everything is on the menu now. Entire box of Honey Smacks cereal. Entire packages of Chips Ahoy. Whatever Kroger has in the bakery bargain wagon. Day old donuts by the dozen.

Why in the hell don't people do this? Especially fat people. Swallowing food is one of the dumbest damn things we ever do. I still do enough of it to try to live, but why the hell would anybody do more than that?

I told this dietician woman about it. She suggested psychiatric evaluations. Her living is made on fat people whining to her they can't lose weight, then if they ever did she'd be out of business.

That's why she wants me to stop it. Dumb bitch.
 
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