Rifle talks a pretty good game, but slaying about a dozen different chicks every six months back in my prime, pretty much the entire 1990s, as well as the few years after my divorce from the Mexican woman in '08, after Pedro stole her from me.
I have to believe that I've gotten more bush than rifle over time, particularly prime bush. Granted, I've got almost 20 years on him, but just focusing on the late 90s and early 00s, I'm betting my bed posts took a better beating than his. When I was 39 in '99, I bean poled Ms Clark County, Virginia for like 16 days in a row, including riding her on the MayTag during the agitation cycle.
I have better hair than rifle, with the enormous afro and all, but he has me on the height and weight, as well as the NY accent. Thinking chicks probably dig me more due to the long ball and endurance, but that's just a guess on my part.
I can't compete with Wilt though. Guessing he had one that a typical jock strap struggled to hold the black snake indoors.
I have to believe that I've gotten more bush than rifle over time, particularly prime bush. Granted, I've got almost 20 years on him, but just focusing on the late 90s and early 00s, I'm betting my bed posts took a better beating than his. When I was 39 in '99, I bean poled Ms Clark County, Virginia for like 16 days in a row, including riding her on the MayTag during the agitation cycle.
I have better hair than rifle, with the enormous afro and all, but he has me on the height and weight, as well as the NY accent. Thinking chicks probably dig me more due to the long ball and endurance, but that's just a guess on my part.
I can't compete with Wilt though. Guessing he had one that a typical jock strap struggled to hold the black snake indoors.
