Anybody noticed, but me?

[MichiganHerd]

Our very own Geezer is much better at spelling and grammar than rifle. Probably due to a career in teaching, but rifle is being outdone by Geezer. Thinking herdman should go ahead and make geezer sec of education.

Also, been watching films, and based on throwing arms, I was a better passer in high school, and a much harder hitter than rifle. He would have played tackle on our team. Think he would have rode the pine in hoops though.

I will give rifle credit for being somewhat handsome, especially for a guy in his mid 40s with a receded hairline, but probably arch or wv-fan, and maybe even BC have him beat when it comes to looks. I know arch does, and arch can out lift him and also has a better woman.

Rifle is probably the the better dresser so, especially when it comes to Gen-Z clothing options.

 

[riflearm2]

@muthed @19MU88 @herdfan429 @Sunshine2269 @sluggo72 @W-S HerdFan . . . Michigan is running circles around you all with the obsession you all have with me.

I am, once again, out of the country (because, ya' know, wealthy), yet I still am front and center in some of your minds. No matter how far away I get from you, some of you can't stop thinking of me.

Michigan, can you ask Arch when he is going to post the picture of the two of us on his Facebook from when he came up to me at a football game and asked for selfie with me? I think it would be good for him to post something other than his wife's decorations and that he is an "MBA candidate."

 

[big_country90]

I’m definitely better looking. Remember, the smoking hot 10 from Huntington rated rifle a 6 and she rated me an easy 8.

 

[riflearm2]

I’m definitely better looking. Remember, the smoking hot 10 from Huntington rated rifle a 6 and she rated me an easy 8.

10, 6, and 8? Sounds like your shooting percentage when I demolished you in basketball.

 

[Rock98Dog]

How is 10,6,8 a percentage?

 

[herdfan06]

How is 10,6,8 a percentage?

 

[Archetype XLIV]

Michigan, can you ask Arch when he is going to post the picture of the two of us on his Facebook from when he came up to me at a football game and asked for selfie with me?

You were looking for me. Don't get it twisted.

You and your friend also came to our tailgate because you had nowhere to go when the game got postponed due to weather.

I'm pretty nice to you despite the front you put on here.

 

[big_country90]

10, 6, and 8? Sounds like your shooting percentage when I barely beat you in basketball.

10 layups, 6 dunks, 8 three pointers.

 

[riflearm2]

You were looking for me. Don't get it twisted.

You and your friend also came to our tailgate because you had nowhere to go when the game got postponed due to weather.

I'm pretty nice to you despite the front you put on here.

The fact that you recall all of that says enough. I don't remember being with a friend of what friend it even was. I don't remember a weather incident. I don't remember seeing you other than you coming up to me in the corridor and stopping me for a picture.

Hey, at least you didn't ask for an autograph.

How is 10,6,8 a percentage?

The point was that they are all low numbers, like his shooting percentage.

Oh, and try using your spacebar.

 

[muthed]

@muthed @19MU88 @herdfan429 @Sunshine2269 @sluggo72 @W-S HerdFan . . . Michigan is running circles around you all with the obsession you all have with me.

I am, once again, out of the country (because, ya' know, wealthy), yet I still am front and center in some of your minds. No matter how far away I get from you, some of you can't stop thinking of me.

Michigan, can you ask Arch when he is going to post the picture of the two of us on his Facebook from when he came up to me at a football game and asked for selfie with me? I think it would be good for him to post something other than his wife's decorations and that he is an "MBA candidate."

Obsession? Naw. It's just that you are always making moronic, narcissistic comments that I can't help but respond.

 

[riflearm2]

Obsession? Naw. It's just that you are always making moronic, narcissistic comments that I can't help but respond.

Wait: Earlier you said that all of your posts were about me because it's so easy to rile me up. Now, you're saying that your obsession about me is because I am narcissistic and you just have to respond.

So which one is it, liar?

Speaking of moronic, have you figured out how to get to HerdZone yet, moron?

 

[MichiganHerd]

30Cat:

Just an FYI, but this is how you gain a post with multiple takes.

Rifle is a friend of mine, and I constantly defend his honor on here, but at the same time, I have to be honest, and from the late 2000s through the early 2010s, Arch has shown better looks, better physique, and better women throughout the years.

I'm still hoping rifle can make a comeback though. I think he has a chance, but needs to consult with a hair specialist, or maybe pay closer attention to those hair commercials.

 

[i am herdman]

30Cat:

Just an FYI, but this is how you gain a post with multiple takes.

Rifle is a friend of mine, and I constantly defend his honor on here, but at the same time, I have to be honest, and from the late 2000s through the early 2010s, Arch has shown better looks, better physique, and better women throughout the years.

I'm still hoping rifle can make a comeback though. I think he has a chance, but needs to consult with a hair specialist, or maybe pay closer attention to those hair commercials.

Wonder if rifle will do one of those comb overs with his hair?

 

[riflearm2]

from the late 2000s through the early 2010s,

So about two years, a dozen years ago?

Anybody even been to Puerto Vallarta? It sucks. I can’t believe I’m wasting my extremely in-demand time here. They try to impress me by putting me in their largest penthouse suite, but
I’m used to that. That don’t impress me nor Shania much. I went back and read the reviews of this place again. How are so many people impressed with it? It’s like Disney in the 1990s that never evolved.

I can’t even go into the ocean, because crocodiles have been seen in the surf over the last few days. What the fvck is that? Crocs in the ocean? Fvck you. I’m out.

Usually when I travel alone, it’s easy to find a hot slvt to get laid (like the two hot ones, including the huge pop star, in Tokyo a few weeks ago). But here? I haven’t found a single hot person: not even on bumble.

Do the Mexico cartels send all of the ugly girls in their regions here or something?

And the majority of the guests are Mexican. What the fvck? How can they afford this place? If I wanted to hang out with Mexicans, I’d just go up to Kalamazoo and see Michigan’s wife. When I go to Mexico, I don’t actually want to be around Mexicans.

I got stuck in the one elevator that was actually working today. No A/C. 100 degrees in there. Eight Mexicans in there with me. The thing just shut down in between the fourth and fifth floors. All of the lights of the floors that had been pushed went dark. Damn elevator wouldn’t move. I had to pull two ladies up over the two foot gap between where the elevator stopped and the actual fifth floor.

Cabo? Yes.
Tulum? Yes.
Mexico City? I’ll go there in a month or two and let you know.
But Puerto Vallarta? Fvck no.

 

[MStap]

Holy shit. I was worried about sharks.... thanks for the heads up to avoid pure nightmare fuel.

 

[Archetype XLIV]

The fact that you recall all of that says enough. I don't remember being with a friend of what friend it even was. I don't remember a weather incident. I don't remember seeing you other than you coming up to me in the corridor and stopping me for a picture.

Hey, at least you didn't ask for an auautograph.

You're just being dumb. Everyone knows the weather-delay game. I felt bad for you because you literally had nowhere to go.

That picture you reference was so meaningless that it doesn't even exist any longer. No offense, of course. It was discarded with a bunch of data I considered useless.

The only regret I have is that the picture of Toes wearing shoulder pads and blush was with it. I want that one back . . .

 

[big_country90]

The only regret I have is that the picture of Toes wearing shoulder pads and blush was with it. I want that one back

That one’s laying around somewhere.

 

[mlblack16.]

You're just being dumb. Everyone knows the weather-delay game. I felt bad for you because you literally had nowhere to go.

That picture you reference was so meaningless that it doesn't even exist any longer. No offense, of course. It was discarded with a bunch of data I considered useless.

The only regret I have is that the picture of Toes wearing shoulder pads and blush was with it. I want that one back . . .

I don't think he posts on HN anymore? But yeah, back in the day, that pic was the ace up your sleeve.

 

[herdfan06]

I don't think he posts on HN anymore? But yeah, back in the day, that pic was the ace up your sleeve.

We need him back, along with Mako, Olen, 97_99 (or whatever his name was), Chemist, Ducky, Roxy, 410, WNEB, VAHerdFan, RedHeadGoddess, that crazy chick from Tennessee, etc.

 

[Archetype XLIV]

We need him back, along with Mako, Olen, 97_99 (or whatever his name was), Chemist, Ducky, Roxy, 410, WNEB, VAHerdFan, RedHeadGoddess, that crazy chick from Tennessee, etc.

The only one we really need back is Walden and probably Chemist. Bet that would get this place picked up quickly.

 

[herdfan06]

The only one we really need back is Walden and probably Chemist. But that would get this place picked up quickly.

What about WiiWii?

 

[WV-FAN]

We need him back, along with Mako, Olen, 97_99 (or whatever his name was), Chemist, Ducky, Roxy, 410, WNEB, VAHerdFan, RedHeadGoddess, that crazy chick from Tennessee, etc.

got damn, stalker

 

[herdfan06]

got damn, stalker

 

[Archetype XLIV]

What about WiiWii?

Forgot all about him.

 

[19MU88]

@muthed @19MU88 @herdfan429 @Sunshine2269 @sluggo72 @W-S HerdFan . . . Michigan is running circles around you all with the obsession you all have with me.

You are projecting again stalker. Out of the country yet posting about other posters. Pathetic.

 

[muthed]

Wait: Earlier you said that all of your posts were about me because it's so easy to rile me up. Now, you're saying that your obsession about me is because I am narcissistic and you just have to respond.

So which one is it, liar?

Speaking of moronic, have you figured out how to get to HerdZone yet, moron?

It's for all of those reasons, shotgun, you moron. And yes, I have figured out how to get to HerdZone so you can drop that question.

 

[riflearm2]

Out of the country yet posting about other posters. Pathetic.

Keeping track of my whereabouts. Yep, you're a stalker by the basic definition.

It's for all of those reasons, shotgun, you moron. And yes, I have figured out how to get to HerdZone so you can drop that question.

I'm the moron, yet you just learned a week ago that Marshall has a website that documents its athletics? And "shotgun"? Is that supposed to be an attempt at a jab? I think you meant to go with the just-as-pathetic "popgun."

So you can't help but make all of your posts be about me due to it riling me up. You can't help but make all of your posts be about me because I am narcissistic. It sounds like you simply can't help to do anything other than constantly think about me.

 

[19MU88]

What a moron, you are so foolish you think we keep track of your whereabouts? Your dumbass told us that in this very thread. Hell you come on here 3-4 times a week telling us where you are or have been idiot. That's why we all laugh at you here.

 

[riflearm2]

What a moron, you are so foolish you think we keep track of your whereabouts? Your dumbass told us that in this very thread. Hell you come on here 3-4 times a week telling us where you are or have been idiot. That's why we all laugh at you here.

Three minute response time! Impressive. That refresh button hoping that your hero responded to you must be getting worn out by now. Remember when I showed old posts from you trying to befriend me and complimenting me? Then, when I told you that you were a moron, you suddenly flipped? That must have hurt.

So you're saying that you read every one of my posts in order to know where I am. Keeps track of my whereabouts, reads all of my posts, responds to me within three minutes . . .

Yep, you're obsessed.

 

[19MU88]

You look like a total moron. You tell us your whereabouts, you tag several posters (myself included) seeking our attention, you get an insulting response pointing out your stupidity and you reply by claiming others are obsessed.

You are pathetic, and you look like an idiot in this thread. Give it a rest baldy you are pathetic.

 

[riflearm2]

You look like a total moron. You tell us your whereabouts, you tag several posters (myself included) seeking our attention, you get an insulting response pointing out your stupidity and you reply by claiming others are obsessed.

You are pathetic, and you look like an idiot in this thread. Give it a rest baldy you are pathetic.

This is almost as bad as you promising to not respond to me on the main board, then breaking your promise hours later.

 

[19MU88]

15 minute response time you obsessed moron