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Bananas

greengeezer

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Dec 25, 2007
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I was eating a banana this morning and thinking it just didn’t taste as good as it did when I was a kid. Then I did some research and found that the banana I ate as a kid decades ago no longer exists. The entire variety was wiped out by some type of blight. When one banana gets this blight, it eventually spreads to all the bananas of that variety.

The new variety of banana we have now is not as sweet and flavorable as the older one. And even it is now threatened by blight. Soon we may have no bananas at all. This is a slippery slope (I had to throw that in).
 
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There used to be a poster on this site that suffered a whole lot of blight with his banana. Rifle made fun of him to the point he no longer posts here. I think Rifle found him on one of the 'my pecker itches' forums.

Disclaimer: I normally don't bring up rifle's name in my posts, but this thread reminded me that.
 
There used to be a poster on this site that suffered a whole lot of blight with his banana. Rifle made fun of him to the point he no longer posts here. I think Rifle found him on one of the 'my pecker itches' forums.
I forgot about that guy. He used the same exact unique username on here that he used on the banana forum where he disclosed and asked questions about his medical issue below the waist. Poor guy.

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Disclaimer: I normally don't bring up rifle's name in my posts, but this thread reminded me that.
It’s alright. You already won the challenge. You were able to make one singular post without mentioning me. You couldn’t do two in a row, but that wasn’t the challenge.
 
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