Bowled like a queer today

[Walden Pond]

Worst game of my life, 66. Second game I got a 131, but holy cow 66. I was scared of ripping every tendon in my arms and legs so I bowled like an old fag. Pathetic.

66, I could be president with that. Of the United States. Or of the Dayton chapter of the Rainbow Coalition. Or the Pomeranian Cuddling Club. Cuddle up to a worthless shiteating dog while it licks its ass and then steals your ham sandwich.

66. I suck at bowling and pretty much everything else, but so do the Cincinnati Reds. They make a lot more than I do.

 

[GK4Herd]

66? I think you need to push the button to raise those little bumpers that keep you out of the gutters. Lol

 

[herdfan429]

My 3 yr old bowls better than that

 

[Walden Pond]

It was bad. These pencil pushing jobs aren't all they're cracked up to be. You lose any ability you had to do much of anything eventually. Used to go out and play baseball, basketball, football. No more. Not with elbows, knees and backs ripping all over the field.

 

[herdfan06]

It was bad. These pencil pushing jobs aren't all they're cracked up to be. You lose any ability you had to do much of anything eventually. Used to go out and play baseball, basketball, football. No more. Not with elbows, knees and backs ripping all over the field.

You barely crack 40 hours a week, you pussy.

 

[Walden Pond]

Is there anyone who can really just sit and do nothing though? I can't do it. Even if there's no work, I must find something else. That's the hardest part of the whole thing. I can get the work done fast. Then what?

These message boards are too slow. Takes forever to get responses. I need stuff that goes fast and keeps going. That's why I like driving so much. You go 60-70 mph and you keep going. Have to stay alert and keep doing something. The world whizzes by. There's really nothing like it.

But I wouldn't give up my job now to go drive all the time in a semi. Would be like a step down. I'd consider stepping up if it didn't require having more and different people around.

 

[herdfan06]

I typically find something to keep me busy at work 40-50+ hours a week.

 

[Walden Pond]

How does anything really take that long? I've seen it. Other people at work. They really do work all day. Takes them all day and months to get things done that I get done in 2 days. I can't believe people are so slow.

I always thought it was just old women at Wal Mart checkouts scanning everything in slow motion. It's damn near everybody. They all take all day to do anything. Let's hurry the hell up and get it going.

 

[herdfan06]

The work never ends, I become worried if it slows down too much.

 

[Walden Pond]

I can't think of anything outside of truck driving where it would really keep going the same speed all the time. Even with that, you have to stop to get the shipments loaded and unloaded.

They assign me a project here and I flip on the switch. Warp speed, fly through all the steps until it's finished. Other people, they hem and haw, can't decide how they want it, ask 30 people for their opinions, set up meetings, find ways to make mountains out of mole hills, etc.

Anyone who really says they work a long time, that's probably what they mean. If you just sit down and blaze through your own part, you beat the hell out of them and get to sit back and laugh as they turn their stuff into rocket science.