Can I Get a Score?

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Had a random encounter with this girl earlier tonight. I was able to see that she was attractive as she was coming towards me to sit next to me, but I couldn't stare. I knew she looked very familiar, but it took me a minute to figure out from where. After I realized who I thought she was, I couldn't verify it by looking again, since she was sitting right next to me and it would have been awkward.

After a minute, I turned to her and said "This is a weird question, but do you happen to work in LA a lot?" She confirmed that she did, said she actually lived there, and at that point I realized I had recognized her correctly. She is a pretty big model, which threw me off because she was well outside of her state and not in a big city or anything where you'd think she would be working. While talking to her, her name came to me. She said that her dad had moved to where I am less than a year ago, and she was in town to visit him. She grew up in this state, about five hours away, and one of her best friends is in school about thirty minutes away, so she was going to stay with her for the weekend. She is going to a show with me late tomorrow night.

Anyways, give me a score on her. They are real, she is very young (though legal), and she was a finalist for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition which was cast a few weeks ago in Miami. Scores are allowed to be to the tenth (e.g., 8.6, 9.1):

 

[sistersville]

Lol sure rifle.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

I'll provide two scores.

Currently, I would give her a 7.6 rating. I'm not quite sure how she looks when speaking, as it appears she may have a weird mouth. Minus two points if she talks through the side of her mouth. Doesn't affect her sucking abilities though.

Projection in 10-15 years, likely a 4.8. Based on current body, particularly the tits, thighs, and ass, I'm guessing she ends up the size of a D3 linebacker.

In summary, decent squeeze today, but be prepared to buy a flatbed truck to haul her around in the future.

 

[i am herdman]

Hard to judge fairly because of the airbrushing.

But I give her a 7.8

 

[ThunderCat98]

9.2

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

By the way, failed to mention earlier, but posts like these are thousands of times better than making us sift through Aunt Bee spelling & grammar lessons.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

I need more info.

Is she smart? Can she cook? Can she drive a stick? Can she skin a buck and run a trotline?

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Currently, I would give her a 7.6 rating.

But I give her a 7.8

You both have lost any credibility you have earned to this point.

 

[WV-FAN]

Xxxxxxxxxx? I'm 46, I'll give her a 16.....8 twice, and the best 2 mins of her life....donkey punch and all.

 

[i am herdman]

I need more info.

Is she smart? Can she cook? Can she drive a stick? Can she skin a buck and run a trotline?

Those are valid points.

 

[i am herdman]

You both have lost any credibility you have earned to this point.

Well, what is it? A few weeks ago you told me my grading was too liberal. I wanted to giver her an 8.5.

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

I'm 46, I'll give her a 16.....8 twice, and the best 2 mins of her life....donkey punch and all.

That’s stupid. See, this is why we can’t have fun on here anymore.

People out their names, and then others do shit like tweet them telling them that I put their pics on here, just want to fvck them, and then share stories about it on here.

 

[i am herdman]

That’s stupid. See, this is why we can’t have fun on here anymore.

People out their names, and then others do shit like tweet them telling them that I put their pics on here, just want to fvck them, and then share stories about it on here.

What dickhead did that?

C'mon guys, don't ruin it. Who the hell did it?

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

Well, what is it? A few weeks ago you told me my grading was too liberal. I wanted to giver her an 8.5.

No. You gave some girl a low score and said you’d hit it. I’m not sure you realize the scoreboard.

10 is flawless. Extremely, extremely rare. World-class, successful model, etc.

9.5 is jaw-dropping. You marry her, no questions asked. She walks into a room with other hot girls, yet everyone immediately stares at this girl. Also world-class model category.

9 is a stunning beauty. Think: the top of the best looking actresses/celebrities (outside of models). Most major college campuses might have 1 or 2 at this rating.

8.5 is a typical rating for the very few hottest girls at major colleges outside of the top 1 or 2. Playmates are routinely in the 8.25-9 category.

8 is a really attractive girl. Some flaws, but definitely somebody you wouldn’t mind showing off.

7.5 is a cute girl- many of these on college campuses. She’s fun to get naked, but you’re not going to get in a relationship with her. She is the really cute girl next door.

7 is the girl you sneak into your college apartment late at night so that your boys don’t see you hitting it, because it’s very close to a 6.5, which is the average rating of a college girl.

6.5 is what you wake up to after a night where you got smashed. It’s an “oh, sh1t, how do I get this creature out of my bed . . . and how does a girl have this much back hair?

6 and below: you have psychiatric issues.

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

What dickhead did that?

C'mon guys, don't ruin it. Who the hell did it?

Nobody yet. But when people like Wv-fan post their names, it’s easy to get these girls’ attention by tweeting them, which one of these morons will do. It happened years ago from here to a girl I was actually dating. Actually, two girls.

 

[i am herdman]

No. You gave some girl a low score and said you’d hit it. I’m not sure you realize the scoreboard.

10 is flawless. Extremely, extremely rare. World-class, successful model, etc.

9.5 is jaw-dropping. You marry her, no questions asked. She walks into a room with other hot girls, yet everyone immediately stares at this girl. Also world-class model category.

9 is a stunning beauty. Think: the top of the best looking actresses/celebrities (outside of models). Most major college campuses might have 1 or 2 at this rating.

8.5 is a typical rating for the very few hottest girls at major colleges outside of the top 1 or 2. Playmates are routinely in the 8.25-9 category.

8 is a really attractive girl. Some flaws, but definitely somebody you wouldn’t mind showing off.

7.5 is a cute girl- many of these on college campuses. She’s fun to get naked, but you’re not going to get in a relationship with her. She is the really cute girl next door.

7 is the girl you sneak into your college apartment late at night so that your boys don’t see you hitting it, because it’s very close to a 6.5, which is the average rating of a college girl.

6.5 is what you wake up to after a night where you got smashed. It’s an “oh, sh1t, how do I get this creature out of my bed . . . and how does a girl have this much back hair?

6 and below: you have psychiatric issues.

8.5 is a good score.

 

[i am herdman]

Nobody yet. But when people like Wv-fan post their names, it’s easy to get these girls’ attention by tweeting them, which one of these morons will do. It happened years ago from here to a girl I was actually dating. Actually, two girls.

New rule, men. We don't drop names anymore

We are all grown ups here. No names when we are rating women.

 

[WV-FAN]

Nobody yet. But when people like Wv-fan post their names, it’s easy to get these girls’ attention by tweeting them, which one of these morons will do. It happened years ago from here to a girl I was actually dating. Actually, two girls.

Ho lee shit, any slap dick can google search an image.....

Next time, don't google the sloots pics, dummass.

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

Ho lee shit, any slap dick can google search an image.....

Next time, don't google the sloots pics, dummass.

They are from her IG, not google. Most morons on here don’t know how to google image search or wouldn’t put the effort forth. But when you put it out there on a golden platter for them . . .

Not to mention, her name now is on here which could show up in a google search of her name. How many people do you think she would know who has any affiliation with Marshall sports and has my exact story about meeting her? Christ. You’ve been married too long.

 

[WV-FAN]

No. You gave some girl a low score and said you’d hit it. I’m not sure you realize the scoreboard.

10 is flawless. Extremely, extremely rare. World-class, successful model, etc.

9.5 is jaw-dropping. You marry her, no questions asked. She walks into a room with other hot girls, yet everyone immediately stares at this girl. Also world-class model category.

9 is a stunning beauty. Think: the top of the best looking actresses/celebrities (outside of models). Most major college campuses might have 1 or 2 at this rating.

8.5 is a typical rating for the very few hottest girls at major colleges outside of the top 1 or 2. Playmates are routinely in the 8.25-9 category.

8 is a really attractive girl. Some flaws, but definitely somebody you wouldn’t mind showing off.

7.5 is a cute girl- many of these on college campuses. She’s fun to get naked, but you’re not going to get in a relationship with her. She is the really cute girl next door.

7 is the girl you sneak into your college apartment late at night so that your boys don’t see you hitting it, because it’s very close to a 6.5, which is the average rating of a college girl.

6.5 is what you wake up to after a night where you got smashed. It’s an “oh, sh1t, how do I get this creature out of my bed . . . and how does a girl have this much back hair?

6 and below: you have psychiatric issues.

 

[WV-FAN]

They are from her IG, not google. Most morons on here don’t know how to google image search or wouldn’t put the effort forth. But when you put it out there on a golden platter for them . . .

Not to mention, her name now is on here which could show up in a google search of her name. How many people do you think she would know who has any affiliation with Marshall sports and has my exact story about meeting her? Christ. You’ve been married too long.

Point taken, name gone. I'm no fun nazi.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Point taken, name gone. I'm no fun nazi.

You've been granted a round of immunity.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

New rule, men. We don't drop names anymore

We are all grown ups here. No names when we are rating women.

I give official approval of this rule.

 

[herdfan429]

The key question does she have any stds. We all know that that instantly boost your score for her by atleast 0.5

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

I Google her name earlier, and a link to this thread was amongst the many links. Stoney is Gay won't even get a stink finger tonight, unless he's using cheap toilet paper.

 

[Dorrej]

8.2 going by your grading scale. Marshall had more than “very few” girls that looked as good or better when I was in college and Marshall isn’t a major campus.

 

[i am herdman]

8.2 going by your grading scale. Marshall had more than “very few” girls that looked as good or better when I was in college and Marshall isn’t a major campus.

Cant wait for the response. Get ready folks.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

8.2 going by your grading scale. Marshall had more than “very few” girls that looked as good or better when I was in college and Marshall isn’t a major campus.

So you think Marshall has more than five girls who would be accepted as Playmates on campus (which was shown on the scale as being between 8.25-9)? You're crazy.

A 9 is the hottest of hot celebrities (think: Halle Berry in her prime, Megan Fox in her prime). You're telling me that Marshall has more than five girls who are 8.5s when Halle in her prime was a 9? No way. Marshall may have a few, at most, 8.5s to 9s, but that is it.

This girl would be a top 5 at Marshall without a doubt. She is a solid 8.5, minimum.

You morons are going to force me into posting pictures of my exes up here to see how delusional your scores are.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

So you think Marshall has more than five girls who would be accepted as Playmates on campus (which was shown on the scale as being between 8.25-9)? You're crazy.

A 9 is the hottest of hot celebrities (think: Halle Berry in her prime, Megan Fox in her prime).
You morons are going to force me into posting pictures of my exes up here to see how delusional your scores are.

since you obviously want someone to beg you to post pics of your exes, I'll go ahead and bite. Hell, I won't even laugh and make fun of them, but I will give them a numeric value. I've already primed my phone to get ready to post a bunch of 3's, 4's, and potentially a couple 5's.

 

[Dorrej]

So you think Marshall has more than five girls who would be accepted as Playmates on campus (which was shown on the scale as being between 8.25-9)? You're crazy.

A 9 is the hottest of hot celebrities (think: Halle Berry in her prime, Megan Fox in her prime). You're telling me that Marshall has more than five girls who are 8.5s when Halle in her prime was a 9? No way. Marshall may have a few, at most, 8.5s to 9s, but that is it.

This girl would be a top 5 at Marshall without a doubt. She is a solid 8.5, minimum.

You morons are going to force me into posting pictures of my exes up here to see how delusional your scores are.

I was going to rate her higher but you’ve got a pretty strict scale. I don’t think Marshall has more than 5 8.5+s(by your scale) or a bunch of playmates running around(8.25+)...That’s the reason I deducted her to 8.2 for Marshall having a half dozen girls who looked as good while I was there...

 

[i am herdman]

So you think Marshall has more than five girls who would be accepted as Playmates on campus (which was shown on the scale as being between 8.25-9)? You're crazy.

A 9 is the hottest of hot celebrities (think: Halle Berry in her prime, Megan Fox in her prime). You're telling me that Marshall has more than five girls who are 8.5s when Halle in her prime was a 9? No way. Marshall may have a few, at most, 8.5s to 9s, but that is it.

This girl would be a top 5 at Marshall without a doubt. She is a solid 8.5, minimum.

You morons are going to force me into posting pictures of my exes up here to see how delusional your scores are.

Go ahead and post them. We will rate them as well.

 

[big_country90]

By rifle's scale, I'd give her an 8-8.5. Something about her face just doesn't sit right with me. Not sure if it's the nose, her young look, or what. But still smokin' hot.

 

[i am herdman]

these post remind me of guesshermuff.com

We used to have bets back in the shop at work. Hitler stache, landing strip, kojak, or the Don King

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

the Don King

That reminded me of one of the worst dates in my life. ZZ Top didn't have anything on this chick.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

What’s with the wedding band on the left ring finger? Got to be a story/meaning there.

 

[big_country90]

What’s with the wedding band on the left ring finger? Got to be a story/meaning there.

Just a shot in the dark here, but maybe she’s married.

Discuss.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

So you think Marshall has more than five girls who would be accepted as Playmates on campus (which was shown on the scale as being between 8.25-9)? You're crazy.

A 9 is the hottest of hot celebrities (think: Halle Berry in her prime, Megan Fox in her prime). You're telling me that Marshall has more than five girls who are 8.5s when Halle in her prime was a 9? No way. Marshall may have a few, at most, 8.5s to 9s, but that is it.

This girl would be a top 5 at Marshall without a doubt. She is a solid 8.5, minimum.

You morons are going to force me into posting pictures of my exes up here to see how delusional your scores are.

Back in my day I used to hang with this one chick and her friends. That chick was Miss WV. Maybe I am biased or maybe I was blessed, but yeah I knew a few that could have been in Playboy.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

Just a shot in the dark here, but maybe she’s married.

Discuss.

Maybe so - but no typical engagement ring - just a band. Maybe for photo shoots you remove the engagement ring? I know nothing about modeling but maybe they don’t want a “distracting” ring but a simple band is ok.

 

[GK4Herd]

“Can I Get a Score?“


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[CarolinaHerdzilla]

OK...I will make a comment. I am older than dirt....but back in my days at MU [late 60s] the Pikes had a function called Pikes Peek. Sororities would get some ladies liquored up and dress them in a bikini 4-5 sizes too small. If I can find my old Marshall yearbook...I MIGHT share a PICTURE OF A CERTAIN COED that was clad in a leopard bikini and she was a "10" that day. Fine lady today and even resides near Charlotte.

HINT...her ex-brother-in-law now coaches the HERD's men's basketball team. Right, Tim Hensley!

HerdZilla22 in Charlotte