Christ is black.

[i am herdman]

He is my lyft driver. I am riding with Christ.

Christ drives a Hyundai. His low tire pressure warning light is on.

When I got the text it said Christ would pick me up soon. Hello, Christ.

Wonder why Christ wears a seat belt?

I want to ask Cheist who he is voting for.

I am going to ask him what he thinks of scientology.

I bet he likes slaw on his hot dogs.

 

[Archetype XLIV]

75% of the Ubers I take are so wildly out of alignment. I don't know how they deal with that sound.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

If your uber driver Christ is black and he's eating mayo based slaw then he may be the Prince of Peace. Truly never before been seen.

 

[greengeezer]

Soon all Uber drivers will be Haitian and will eat their passengers.

 

[i am herdman]

Today was odd. The second lyft driver I had today, was you guessed it: Mohammed

No shit. Who's next ? Buddah?

 

[-CarlHungus-]

Today was odd. The second lyft driver I had today, was you guessed it: Mohammed

No shit. Who's next ? Buddah?

Reminds me of my inpatient psych rotations.
We had two dudes who thought they were Jesus and one who thought he was Mohammed.
Group therapy class was wild.

We called it The Holy War.

*I did win psych rotation med student of the year with a 99th%ile on the nation wide shelf exam and an A+. So when I tell my wife she's crazy i remind her of my credentials.

 

[HerdandHokies]

Today was odd. The second lyft driver I had today, was you guessed it: Mohammed

No shit. Who's next ? Buddah?

If the next one is named Wednesday then watch out you’ve walked into a very good Neil Gaiman book or a very bad Neil Gaiman show.

 

[riflearm2]

He is my lyft driver. I am riding with Christ.

Christ drives a Hyundai. His low tire pressure warning light is on.

When I got the text it said Christ would pick me up soon. Hello, Christ.

Wonder why Christ wears a seat belt?

I want to ask Cheist who he is voting for.

I am going to ask him what he thinks of scientology.

I bet he likes slaw on his hot dogs.

“Who cares?”

 

[i am herdman]

First dudes name was Veto

“Who cares?”

Apparently Christ and Mohammed. They picked me up didn't they.

 

[riflearm2]

First dudes name was Veto

Apparently Christ and Mohammed. They picked me up didn't they.

“Who cares?”

 

[Mr sistersville]

No he said I am what I am if he was black he would have said I is who I is

 

[herdfan06]

There are a few documentaries supporting your assertion.

 

[extragreen]

No he said I am what I am if he was black he would have said I is who I is

If the cheating isn't corrected and the rightfully elected man isn't allowed to continue working.

Then Trump in 2024 will be a landslide, and I got first dibs on a bet with greed over a perma-ban.

We can do the perma ban bet right now....ya coward, punk, sot.