Dairy Queen

[Walden Pond]

For a place with so many good looking chicks working there, they sure serve up buckets of lard to eat. There's no way the skinny little women there are eating that fattening ice cream, hot dogs and cow size cheeseburgers.

How does Dairy Queen do it? I commend their hiring coordinator for not bringing in the drugged up dopeheaded thugs you see at all my favorite burger joints. Think of the double bonus since DQ can offer these borderline anorexics all the free food they want, knowing they won't eat any of it.

After their shift, they head on down to the organic store and buy some 0.03% goats milk/water frozen in a cup and called lite yogurt.

 

[ThunderCat98]

I know it's early, but I am nominating this for post of the year.

 

[i am herdman]

Walden, same here. They have some decent looking help. Must be a corporate policy.

 

[herdfan06]

What about Chick-Fil-A?

 

[Marine03]

What about Chick-Fil-A?

True but Walden obviously has never stepped foot in a Tilted Kilt

 

[ThunderCat98]

True but Walden obviously has never stepped foot in a Tilted Kilt

Never happen. No way Walden pays $10+ for a burger and fries.

 

[Walden Pond]

Yep, not gonna happen. Last time I overpaid for a chicken sandwich was $4 at Arby's. The whole time I was eating it, I thought about how a McChicken would have been just as good for 1/4 of the price.

Not only that, but they just opened a Chick-Fil-A down the road here. Line is way too long. Wait forever and pay 4 times as much? I don't see the appeal.

Even worse would be cooking a meal. Wait 10 times longer, do 5 times more work, pay 4 times more, have to clean up a big mess. Terrible. I'll have a McChicken to go.

 

[herdit44]

Yep, not gonna happen. Last time I overpaid for a chicken sandwich was $4 at Arby's. The whole time I was eating it, I thought about how a McChicken would have been just as good for 1/4 of the price.

Not only that, but they just opened a Chick-Fil-A down the road here. Line is way too long. Wait forever and pay 4 times as much? I don't see the appeal.

Even worse would be cooking a meal. Wait 10 times longer, do 5 times more work, pay 4 times more, have to clean up a big mess. Terrible. I'll have a McChicken to go.

most of their menu is decent, not worth waiting in the lines that are crazy long at seemingly every chickfila...but those chicken minis, those are the freaking tits!

 

[herdfan06]

I have noticed they keep the line moving quickly, even when it is long.