Florida man arrested after having public sex with a dog, damaging church nativity scene
A Florida man was arrested after he had sex with a dog in front of witnesses, destroyed a church's nativity scene and attempted to steal a vehicle, police said.
Florida man stuck his noodle in a Goldendoodle
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Wonder what letter he will choose when he joins the LGBTQIA?
How come every article about someone doing something completely batshit crazy starts off with "Florida man"?
ohio's on the clock . . . @mlblack16. you got this!
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Probably New England man who moved south.
Maybe Portsmouth, Ohio...
I am sorry, laughing. Just envisioning these people looking at the nativity scene. Dude over there whaling away on a Goldendoodle.
Gives new meaning to live nativity scene.
Gives new meaning to live nativity scene.
If anyone is interested the real reason is that Florida has some of the widest public disclosure of crimes in the US, so when someone ****s a dog in Maine you don’t necessarily hear about it.
Didn't this happen with a sheep and a homeless guy at a live nativity in WV a few years back? Maybe Charleston???
I am pretty sure it was WV where some guy high on synthetic marijuana that stabbed someone's pet donkey in the neck and fvcked the knife wound.
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What a terrible day to have eyes.
