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Goddamnit, office foul

Raoul Duke MU

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Someone keeps heating broccoli in the microwave. Every. Goddamn. Day. Zero consideration for those of us downwind. Plus the heat is on like 80 degrees because the CEO is an ectomorph, so I have my fan on and now the broccoli smell is bouncing off my walls.

I will get my revenge. I think it is time to make some salmon patties at home and bring the leftovers in for a few days.
 
I work with quite a few Indians. And when I say Indians I mean people from India. The amount of curry they eat and re-heat on a daily basis is unreal. Stinks the entire office up.

Those fvckers are amazing programmers, though.

I’d resign. I can’t handle that smell
 
I would recommend going to a Korean restaurant and purchasing a large jug of Kimchi. Just open it up. That shit stinks really bad.

That, or get some ramps and heat them up in the microwave for five minutes.
 
We have a guy in our office(luckily I don't go in there much) that does the typical southern thing. OMG drops below 70 turn the freakin' heat in. It will be a Sauna in there.

Man it turned cold outside. 65 degrees outside and running the heater. Will look in there and he will be wearing a coat or long sleeves and it is 80 in the office.

Broccoli on the microwave? That's rude as hell. I would get revenge on that one.
 
Someone keeps heating broccoli in the microwave. Every. Goddamn. Day. Zero consideration for those of us downwind. Plus the heat is on like 80 degrees because the CEO is an ectomorph, so I have my fan on and now the broccoli smell is bouncing off my walls.

I will get my revenge. I think it is time to make some salmon patties at home and bring the leftovers in for a few days.

1 word - sardines.
 
We have a guy in our office(luckily I don't go in there much) that does the typical southern thing. OMG drops below 70 turn the freakin' heat in. It will be a Sauna in there.

Man it turned cold outside. 65 degrees outside and running the heater. Will look in there and he will be wearing a coat or long sleeves and it is 80 in the office.

Our CEO is from Alabama and probably weighs 90 pounds soaking wet. Yep, 65 and the heat comes on in here. Meanwhile yesterday was a little humid* so I turned the AC back on at home. I'll have the windows back open today. My goal is no heat until Thanksgiving.

* A little humid = it rained three goddamn inches
 
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