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Grades from Da Douche

Aaron Perkins

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The first installment of Grades from Da Douche follows up this weeks first bit of breaking news from Da Douche!!


Fans - A +, Killed it. Showed up. Tailgated, wore black. Got involved. Cheered. And really were trying to come back for the second half before the "lightning?" caused everyone to be asked to leave. The ones that returned in the second half were loud and in the game.

Students A -, Not terrible. Must have been tough for college students to chose to stay up past 11am on a school night, but several of them did. They get a lower grade because they gave very little effort to return back to the game after the delay.

Game Day Prep People - A +, Great tailgate atmosphere. Love the location of the stage and the band. It could be heard in all corners of the West Lot and West Annex Lot. Inside the stadium the music was on point, the videos were great. The 5 millionth fan was cool. The 4th quarter video is still awesome. Thunderstruck is definitely back in full force. Thunderclaps were back after the early score, even with a 3, 2, 1 from Cornwell.


Athletic Department - A+, I feel bad for Spears, and the Marketing/Advertising/Big Green/Game Day folks. We get our biggest win in possibly school history in week two, didn't come home for a non FCS game for over a month. They tried everything to make it a great night, and it was, everywhere except the radar and the scoreboard. They did a fantastic job getting that many people to still come out to the game considering the way the previous month has gone. The flyover was EPIC. Perfectly timed. Great work

Defense - A, I thought they played very well. In the second half they gave up a few plays because I truly believe they thought they had to figure out a way to score because at that time the offense wasn't. We didnt seem to get as much pressure on the quarterback as we had been.

All in all, with the exception of the football game that we were all there to watch, it was a great night. The weather ended up good. Fans showed up. Tailgating was fun, people set up much earlier than I expected and in much greater numbers. Glenns was packed all day yesterday, restaurants were packed all day yesterday.

We are what we are right now. We are 25 years deep into this FBS thing. We will have great years, we will have terrible years. We will have average years. We will have great teams that lose to bad teams. We will have bad teams that beat great teams. Then we will have unknown teams that lose or beat other unknown teams. But, its still Marshall football, and it is still our program.

Lastly. Late in the game yesterday, I was standing with my son and a gentleman came up to me and shook my hand. I didnt catch his HN Screen name, but he introduced himself, and said he had been reading for years. He was fired up. Vented, and it was awesome. He was mad as fire, but still there with just minutes to go. He said a lot of great things. Made me realize a little bit more that fans can voice their concern. But...the difference in this Marshall fan that I got the pleasure of meeting is, even though he was ticked (and trust me, he was LIVID) he was still there, supporting the team.

Loved it, made my night, so if you are reading, thank you, and it was a pleasure meeting you and learning about your son as well!!
 
Wasn't me, but if/when I do bump into you, I will be respectful and polite, because even though it hurts to admit, it's just football and it's just a game, regardless of how much of a delusional douche you might be at times.

Oh, but I might rub your bald head for good luck, so you've been warned.
 
The first installment of Grades from Da Douche follows up this weeks first bit of breaking news from Da Douche!!


Fans - A +, Killed it. Showed up. Tailgated, wore black. Got involved. Cheered. And really were trying to come back for the second half before the "lightning?" caused everyone to be asked to leave. The ones that returned in the second half were loud and in the game.

Students A -, Not terrible. Must have been tough for college students to chose to stay up past 11am on a school night, but several of them did. They get a lower grade because they gave very little effort to return back to the game after the delay.

Game Day Prep People - A +, Great tailgate atmosphere. Love the location of the stage and the band. It could be heard in all corners of the West Lot and West Annex Lot. Inside the stadium the music was on point, the videos were great. The 5 millionth fan was cool. The 4th quarter video is still awesome. Thunderstruck is definitely back in full force. Thunderclaps were back after the early score, even with a 3, 2, 1 from Cornwell.


Athletic Department - A+, I feel bad for Spears, and the Marketing/Advertising/Big Green/Game Day folks. We get our biggest win in possibly school history in week two, didn't come home for a non FCS game for over a month. They tried everything to make it a great night, and it was, everywhere except the radar and the scoreboard. They did a fantastic job getting that many people to still come out to the game considering the way the previous month has gone. The flyover was EPIC. Perfectly timed. Great work

Defense - A, I thought they played very well. In the second half they gave up a few plays because I truly believe they thought they had to figure out a way to score because at that time the offense wasn't. We didnt seem to get as much pressure on the quarterback as we had been.

All in all, with the exception of the football game that we were all there to watch, it was a great night. The weather ended up good. Fans showed up. Tailgating was fun, people set up much earlier than I expected and in much greater numbers. Glenns was packed all day yesterday, restaurants were packed all day yesterday.

We are what we are right now. We are 25 years deep into this FBS thing. We will have great years, we will have terrible years. We will have average years. We will have great teams that lose to bad teams. We will have bad teams that beat great teams. Then we will have unknown teams that lose or beat other unknown teams. But, its still Marshall football, and it is still our program.

Lastly. Late in the game yesterday, I was standing with my son and a gentleman came up to me and shook my hand. I didnt catch his HN Screen name, but he introduced himself, and said he had been reading for years. He was fired up. Vented, and it was awesome. He was mad as fire, but still there with just minutes to go. He said a lot of great things. Made me realize a little bit more that fans can voice their concern. But...the difference in this Marshall fan that I got the pleasure of meeting is, even though he was ticked (and trust me, he was LIVID) he was still there, supporting the team.

Loved it, made my night, so if you are reading, thank you, and it was a pleasure meeting you and learning about your son as well!!

Bless your heart...couldn't bring yourself to grade the offense, special teams or coaching?

Funny thing is...as ridiculous as you are sometimes I know that you hate this as much or more than the rest of us.
 
The first installment of Grades from Da Douche follows up this weeks first bit of breaking news from Da Douche!!


Fans - A +, Killed it. Showed up. Tailgated, wore black. Got involved. Cheered. And really were trying to come back for the second half before the "lightning?" caused everyone to be asked to leave. The ones that returned in the second half were loud and in the game.

Students A -, Not terrible. Must have been tough for college students to chose to stay up past 11am on a school night, but several of them did. They get a lower grade because they gave very little effort to return back to the game after the delay.

Game Day Prep People - A +, Great tailgate atmosphere. Love the location of the stage and the band. It could be heard in all corners of the West Lot and West Annex Lot. Inside the stadium the music was on point, the videos were great. The 5 millionth fan was cool. The 4th quarter video is still awesome. Thunderstruck is definitely back in full force. Thunderclaps were back after the early score, even with a 3, 2, 1 from Cornwell.


Athletic Department - A+, I feel bad for Spears, and the Marketing/Advertising/Big Green/Game Day folks. We get our biggest win in possibly school history in week two, didn't come home for a non FCS game for over a month. They tried everything to make it a great night, and it was, everywhere except the radar and the scoreboard. They did a fantastic job getting that many people to still come out to the game considering the way the previous month has gone. The flyover was EPIC. Perfectly timed. Great work

Defense - A, I thought they played very well. In the second half they gave up a few plays because I truly believe they thought they had to figure out a way to score because at that time the offense wasn't. We didnt seem to get as much pressure on the quarterback as we had been.

All in all, with the exception of the football game that we were all there to watch, it was a great night. The weather ended up good. Fans showed up. Tailgating was fun, people set up much earlier than I expected and in much greater numbers. Glenns was packed all day yesterday, restaurants were packed all day yesterday.

We are what we are right now. We are 25 years deep into this FBS thing. We will have great years, we will have terrible years. We will have average years. We will have great teams that lose to bad teams. We will have bad teams that beat great teams. Then we will have unknown teams that lose or beat other unknown teams. But, its still Marshall football, and it is still our program.

Lastly. Late in the game yesterday, I was standing with my son and a gentleman came up to me and shook my hand. I didnt catch his HN Screen name, but he introduced himself, and said he had been reading for years. He was fired up. Vented, and it was awesome. He was mad as fire, but still there with just minutes to go. He said a lot of great things. Made me realize a little bit more that fans can voice their concern. But...the difference in this Marshall fan that I got the pleasure of meeting is, even though he was ticked (and trust me, he was LIVID) he was still there, supporting the team.

Loved it, made my night, so if you are reading, thank you, and it was a pleasure meeting you and learning about your son as well!!
You missed one.
Band plays, music blares, pa announcer yaks, official tries to make an announcement...ALL AT THE SAME TIME! Disgusting.
 
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I’m glad you are not on the faculty. Those “grades” new be re-examined in their totality IMO.
 
WTF, Perkins! Fans "A+, Killed it. Showed up."

Really? Crowd announced at 19,000 and change. Less than 15,000 in the stands until the weather delay. Where were the other 15,000 or so, Douche? In the West Lot, and elsewhere, still tailgating?

Pathetic display all around. Total embarrassment on National TV. On the field, Huff's HERD put on a display that left the JOAN, stands and playing field alike, smothering in the stench of rotten eggs that no amount of weather, lightning, rain, whatever, could remove!!
 
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WTF, Perkins! Fans "A+, Killed it. Showed up."

Really? Crowd announced at 19,000 and change. Less than 15,000 in the stands until the weather delay. Where were the other 15,000 or so, Douche? In the West Lot, and elsewhere, still tailgating?

Pathetic display all around. Total embarrassment on National TV. On the field, Huff's HERD put on a display that left the JOAN, stands and playing field alike, smothering in the stench of rotten eggs that no amount of weather, lightning, rain, whatever, could remove!!
Who wants to spend money on that product? People want to be entertained!
 
I'm with Perkins. I'm my 62 yes some of the biggest days in my life was around Marshall football. Being part of the generation who mourned the loss of the people in the plane crash and realizing that winning is everythingss and nothing else mattered was replaced by we must play and take the field every Saturday. And when we do wake up some day and winning again is all that matters we will honor those players we lost. That scrimmage doesn't even deserve in the same thread after what I wrote. Scrimmage meant nothing
 
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