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Greatest legal brief ever

The back story is great as well, her getting caught in the woods with an AK-47 getting ready to break her man out of prison; anyway, I present you with her "Notice To Fvck This Court and Everything It Stands For."

http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/23/fck-this-court-georgia-woman-files-legendary-court-brief/

Let's not get carried away - I wrote an epic brief in a speeding ticket case in Proctorville several years ago that would have made Will Hunting jealous, in which I identified the town and all its subjects usurpers of the Bill of Rights, the 13th Amendment (against involuntary servitude), all Natural Rights, and the sovereignty of God Almighty (and thereby making them idolaters and in violation of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 8th, 9th, and 10th Commandments). Despite the weight, veracity, ferocity, and ted-nacity I argued (in writing and in person with a cashier), that speed trap persists. Proctorvillians are still servants to a law-breaking master.

I'm joking (kinda).

Mrs. Clark (I wouldn't dare use the more universal and ambiguous Ms.) missed an opportunity out of the gate to win the Judge over with some humor - she should have titled the brief: "What'ch-You Talkin' About, Willis?" (in honor of Gary Coleman's uber-popular child-character "Arnold" from the hit tv show "Diff'rent Strokes").

Mrs. Clark made several solid points (not really). However, a clinical diagnosis may be in her immediate future.
 
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From a Gawker comment on the story:

"The background is that Our Heroine’s husband was sentenced to 50 years for domestic violence and possession with intent to distribute and some other stuff. In 2010, Our Heroine was caught in a car in the woods with guns near the prison, and detained, possibly in solitary and possibly with really high bail. Child protective services took her kid for a while.

The legal story starts in S.D.Ga., where Our Heroine files a federal habeas petition on behalf of her husband. After some mishap where the petition winds up in the state court first, the federal judge transfers to N.D.Ga., where hubby was convicted.

In N.D.Ga., however, Our Heroine files an “Aliens’ Tort Action for Violation of Law of Nations and International Treaty; Complaint for Injunctive Relief and Monetary Compensation.” It states a claim for kidnapping (her, and her husband), “cruel, inhuman, and degrading treatment” on behalf of her husband (for being in jail, basically), and child abduction for her kid. She demands that her husband be released from detention and that she be given $10 billion dollars. Yes, $10,000,000,000. To this, she attached a memorandum of law about the nature of citizenship and something about the illegitimate power structure of the current United States; it was too big to download it all at once off PACER so I only downloaded the first part.

The various government entities file a motion to dismiss and brief in support. I’ve just skimmed this."
 
Let's not get carried away - I wrote an epic brief in a speeding ticket case in Proctorville several years ago that would have made Will Hunting jealous, in which I identified the town and all its subjects usurpers of the Bill of Rights, the 13th Amendment (against involuntary servitude), all Natural Rights, and the sovereignty of God Almighty (and thereby making them idolaters and in violation of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 8th, 9th, and 10th Commandments). Despite the weight, veracity, ferocity, and ted-nacity I argued (in writing and in person with a cashier), that speed trap persists. Proctorvillians are still servants to a law-breaking master.

I'm joking (kinda).

Mrs. Clark (I wouldn't dare use the more universal and ambiguous Ms.) missed an opportunity out of the gate to win the Judge over with some humor - she should have titled the brief: "What'ch-You Talkin' About, Willis?" (in honor of Gary Coleman's uber-popular child-character "Arnold" from the hit tv show "Diff'rent Strokes").

Mrs. Clark made several solid points (not really). However, a clinical diagnosis may be in her immediate future.

Let me guess....after you filed the brief you ate in a diner whose blue plate special was North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State
 
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