Let's not get carried away - I wrote an epic brief in a speeding ticket case in Proctorville several years ago that would have made Will Hunting jealous, in which I identified the town and all its subjects usurpers of the Bill of Rights, the 13th Amendment (against involuntary servitude), all Natural Rights, and the sovereignty of God Almighty (and thereby making them idolaters and in violation of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 8th, 9th, and 10th Commandments). Despite the weight, veracity, ferocity, and ted-nacity I argued (in writing and in person with a cashier), that speed trap persists. Proctorvillians are still servants to a law-breaking master.
I'm joking (kinda).
Mrs. Clark (I wouldn't dare use the more universal and ambiguous Ms.) missed an opportunity out of the gate to win the Judge over with some humor - she should have titled the brief: "What'ch-You Talkin' About, Willis?" (in honor of Gary Coleman's uber-popular child-character "Arnold" from the hit tv show "Diff'rent Strokes").
Mrs. Clark made several solid points (not really). However, a clinical diagnosis may be in her immediate future.