Herdman, Dreh

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

So, I have a few days to escape for a vacation. I have already thrown the idea by a handful of friends, but I am not sure which one I want to take. It will be a joint decision on where we go (one has suggest Greece, another has suggested Amalfi Coast). I want somewhere closer, and I have told all of them that it needs to be a place that keeps them in a bikini, at most, the majority of the time.

Which one are you going with? There are drawbacks to each one, which I will list:

1) She had a baby 1.5 years ago AND she had a reduction.

2) She is older than the others. Though that can be good at times, it also means a body that is aged more. I have also had relations with a couple of girls who run in her circle, and I am sure she doesn't know that. So, if she somehow finds out right before the trip, then she may freeze me out in order not to become Eskimo sisters with them:

3) She just got out of a long relationship. Though she may be hungry for some new dick, she also may start to feel guilty about hanging from the chandelier so soon after a relationship. She also has a VERY southern accent, which after the novelty wears off, gets really irritating.

4) She's 18. Awesome, yet awful at the same time:

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

5) She is a Miss USA girl. That means high-maintenance and some scandalous nature. I also know her the least of any of them:

 

[mlblack16.]

The 18 year old is probably the hottest, but there's no fvcking way you'll be able to stand being with her the whole stay.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

Definitely #1 or #2. No way on #4, as she looks like she's not capable of counting to three. As for #5, she looks angry, and she might murder you in your sleep. Is she an actress? She looks almost identical to the girl I just saw on the tv show, murder amongst friends. #3 would be my personal choice, but for you, #1 or #2.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

There is a world out there I didn't even know about. Rich and good looking is a good combo, good on you rifle.

You're telling me girls you're not actively dating will pick up the phone and go on vacation with you? Do they not have jobs? One has a kid - who provides child care? My pragmatism is going crazy.

If my daughter goes in vacation at age 18 with a 30 something I may need to take to the bottle. I'm not naive, but man, casual-sex-vacation at age 18 is a far cry from my friends driving to Kings Island / Cedar Point for a weekend vacation when I was 18.

 

[sistersville]

How can you afford these trips? I get one trip to panama city in august.

 

[i am herdman]

I would go for #3 personally. I would go for the milf and she hopefully is mature enough to know what she wants a weekend of. Plus outside the bedroom she might make a sandwich as she is used to having kids. Plus she is going to be wild with some pinned up energy.

 

[i am herdman]

No way on the 18 year old. Yoo much damn drama and would get on my nerves.

 

[big_country90]

# 2 without question.

 

[sistersville]

Yep number 2

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Rich and good looking is a good combo, good on you rifle.

I'm not rich. I will leave the good-looking judgment up to the cross-dresser and/or tranny that got my number off of Facebook and now won't stop texting me.

You're telling me girls you're not actively dating will pick up the phone and go on vacation with you? Do they not have jobs?

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Not really picking up the phone in the traditional sense. We don't talk on the phone or anything. They are more of Facebook/Instagram relationships.

The first girl two girls have legit corporate-world jobs. The 18 year old is a makeup artist and does a lot of weddings/entertainers when they are in town. #4 models/sings, but I don't know if she has a real job. Her ex of two years is an NBA agent and has a few legit players on his roster. I don't know what #5 does, as I don't really know her that well.

I would go for #3 personally. I would go for the milf and she hopefully is mature enough to know what she wants a weekend of.

#3 isn't a mother. I am not sure who the children are in that picture. #1 is the only one with a child. #4 basically is a child.

#2 has the early lead. I am contemplating sending this thread to the eventual winner.

 

[sdiamond52]

•Ok Ok ◇■■ gu

 

[i am herdman]

I'm not rich. I will leave the good-looking judgment up to the cross-dresser and/or tranny that got my number off of Facebook and now won't stop texting me.



Not really picking up the phone in the traditional sense. We don't talk on the phone or anything. They are more of Facebook/Instagram relationships.

The first girl two girls have legit corporate-world jobs. The 18 year old is a makeup artist and does a lot of weddings/entertainers when they are in town. #4 models/sings, but I don't know if she has a real job. Her ex of two years is an NBA agent and has a few legit players on his roster. I don't know what #5 does, as I don't really know her that well.



#3 isn't a mother. I am not sure who the children are in that picture. #1 is the only one with a child. #4 basically is a child.

#2 has the early lead. I am contemplating sending this thread to the eventual winner.

My bad but I still lime three followed but the one with a child. They both know what they want. I can tell.

Tough call but for some reason I like 3

 

[murox]

1 - Automatically disqualified for hooters cowboy hat and having a kid. If you take her I will think less of you.

2. Hot. Looks to be in upper 20s. Possibly not as fun as some of the younger chicks, but that's just me guessing. I don't know her. I'd take her if she's fun and likes other chicks. My choice if #4 is retarded.

3. Solid physique. Not a fan of her face. Looks older than #2 in the pics you posted.

4. My choice. Hot, young, most likely to be down for a menage. Will have to have a heart to heart with her before the trip that you're not tolerating her snapchat bullsh!t. *Black thumbs up emoji*

5. Classically attractive, but not my taste. Looks like a tv reporter. Decent physique.

 

[Walden Pond]

Gotta say 3. The face is weird, but she realized it enough to look down and pose for the perfect picture just below the first one.

She vomits, which makes me a huge fan and admirer. With a southern accent, damn if I was still alive she would be my perfect idea of a woman. A small brunette with a southern accent who vomits up her food or maybe never eats. That makes her a 9 even with the face.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

#4 has now received her first vote from one of the respected elders of the board, with #2 receiving a half-point. I met #4 at a concert. I was with a singer, and she weaved her way through a crowd of picture-seeking fans to get a selfie with the singer, so she likes the celeb-attention.

Now, I have withheld some key information. Remember, #4, the 18 year old, is also a professional makeup artist. So, she knows how to make her face look good with enough chemicals.

On her Instagram story a few weeks ago, she had no makeup on. I screenshotted it to remind myself not to put in too much time/money into bagging it, knowing I may have to face this at some point. If you had to wake up next to this, would it change your vote?

 

[murox]

#4 has now received her first vote from one of the respected elders of the board, with #2 receiving a half-point. I met #4 at a concert. I was with a singer, and she weaved her way through a crowd of picture-seeking fans to get a selfie with the singer, so she likes the celeb-attention.

Now, I have withheld some key information. Remember, #4, the 18 year old, is also a professional makeup artist. So, she knows how to make her face look good with enough chemicals.

On her Instagram story a few weeks ago, she had no makeup on. I screenshotted it to remind myself not to put in too much time/money into bagging it, knowing I may have to face this at some point. If you had to wake up next to this, would it change your vote?

Goddamnit.

I'm changing my vote to #2, but not because she's ugly without makeup (she's not as hot, but still attractive), but because she's a professional makeup artist. That means her makeup is going to be caked on, and that is an instant no-go for me.

#2 is my choice. But #4 is still hanging around at the 2 spot because of her age and likely willingness to have fun on vacation.

 

[GK4Herd]

Eeny, meeny, miney, moe...

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

Eeny, meeny, miney, moe...

. . . they all have holes, so let's get on with the show?

 

[Walden Pond]

Keep the show going as long as possible. This is the best thing in a long time around here. I almost went in there and put on my white shirt and a tie before making my pick.

 

[i am herdman]

Rox may have a valid point. Ask them who is in for the menage.

PS-I mean two women and you. Not a dude involved

 

[big_country90]

Ok two things.

A. What happened to the pictures? I can't see them anymore.
2. Can we get an update?

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

Ok two things.

A. What happened to the pictures? I can't see them anymore.
2. Can we get an update?

What happened to "B" and what happened to "1"?

Photobucket won't allow third-party hosting of pictures anymore unless users want to pay $399/year. I'm not sure who they think would do that considering other places do it for free.

Is #2 the winner?

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

This thread went to shit. Fvck you, Photobucket.

 

[murox]

What kind of retard uses any image hosting site other than imgur?

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

What kind of retard uses any image hosting site other than imgur?

Photobucket has been around much longer. They also automatically upload and save a copy of images on your phone if you set the app to do that. It is (was) far better than imgur.