Greed is a sinner. The good book told me so.
Read Corinthians and one of the verses spoke to me. Said Michiganherd, you're the chosen one, the one we chose to call out greed as a lying, conniving, cocksucker who is unwilling to accept a fair wager, a wager that our glamorous, star studded moderator made an official call on. Henceforth, honorable Michiganherd, we place the crown upon your head, declare you victorious, and fend off all devils, especially cocksucking devils like greed who don't have the pride within themselves to accept defeat.
Thank you Corinthians for supporting Michiganherd and God bless America.
Read Corinthians and one of the verses spoke to me. Said Michiganherd, you're the chosen one, the one we chose to call out greed as a lying, conniving, cocksucker who is unwilling to accept a fair wager, a wager that our glamorous, star studded moderator made an official call on. Henceforth, honorable Michiganherd, we place the crown upon your head, declare you victorious, and fend off all devils, especially cocksucking devils like greed who don't have the pride within themselves to accept defeat.
Thank you Corinthians for supporting Michiganherd and God bless America.