I Accept Your Nomination As Moderator of Pullman Square

[i am herdman]

I believe the election is over. Thank you all who voted and supported. To my opponents, you ran a good campaign, but the voters of Pullman have spoken. Today, I am humbly accept your nominations as moderator.

Coach Stowers, I guess you and I need to have a meeting and I sure you are looking forward to working with me. I have few items on my agenda that we need to talk about.

 

[WV-FAN]

too bad you didn't win the popular vote, just the electorates. for that, you'll never be my moderator! HERD MAN BAD!

 

[i am herdman]

too bad you didn't win the popular vote, just the electorates. for that, you'll never be my moderator! HERD MAN BAD!

I believe I won the popular vote by nearly 15 points.

Landslide victory which gives me a mandate.

 

[GK4Herd]

Where’s my Roy Cohn?

-Herdman

 

[ARandomHerdFan]

 

[MichiganHerd]

I believe the election is over. Thank you all who voted and supported. To my opponents, you ran a good campaign, but the voters of Pullman have spoken. Today, I am humbly accept your nominations as moderator.

Coach Stowers, I guess you and I need to have a meeting and I sure you are looking forward to working with me. I have few items on my agenda that we need to talk about.

As your campaign manager, I will want to insure a smooth transition into your new role as forum moderator, so I will need to be in on this meeting with Coach Stowers.

Additionally, I'm making myself available for a spot in your cabinet. I realize greed has the upper hand, due to his many years of cabinet experience, but I'm a fast learner. I'm thinking I can make for a decent Secretary of the Assholes.

 

[Stevie Has A Lisp]

As your campaign manager, I will want to insure .

Umm, you mean “ensure,” asshole.

 

[ThunderCat98]

Umm, you mean “ensure,” asshole.

 

[MichiganHerd]

Umm, you mean “ensure,” asshole.

no, Lisp. I meant insure. Have you not seen some of the threats these moderators receive on a daily basis? there's even some asshole that creates new profiles daily that picks on Coach Stowers.

 

[Stevie Has A Lisp]

no, Lisp. I meant insure.
.

Interesting. Let me know what insurance agency will insure you for a smooth message board transition to moderator.

@dherd used to claim another poster on here sold insurance (“Hey, misssster. Wanna’ buy some insurance?”), so maybe he can point you in the right direction.

 

[i am herdman]

Michigan will have a spot on the cabinet.

We might need insurance as there are crazy people out there. I might get threats against me. Lots of liberal fruitcakes around.

Well, Coach try to bring back the Yags or better yet rifle. You can only ignore me so long. The people have spoken and put me in charge of this operation.

 

[i am herdman]

That's ok. We all make mistakes. Time to unify the forum against the oppressor(s).

 

[MichiganHerd]

Michigan will have a spot on the cabinet.

We might need insurance as there are crazy people out there. I might get threats against me. Lots of liberal fruitcakes around.

Well, Coach try to bring back the Yags or better yet rifle. You can only ignore me so long. The people have spoken and put me in charge of this operation.

I think coach must have either gone to Hawaii on vacation during the bye week, or he's out recruiting new SEC type speed players. How else can you explain Stevie and Denise both having a profile up longer than 15 minutes? Either that, or yags has finally broken coach stowers. I don't think that's it though, because coach is pretty tough, and obviously isn't intimidated by yags.

 

[ARandomHerdFan]

That's ok. We all make mistakes. Time to unify the forum against the oppressor(s).

 

[raleighherdfan]

Dtard demanding a special counsel investigation on Russia tampering with these votes in 3...2...1...