I have found her.

[-CarlHungus-]

She is the one.

Someone send the bat signal. Maybe re post on the Craigslist used cell phone pages or in a Facebook group of a red California county page.

They will make a beautiful couple.

 

[big_country90]

I’m on it.

 

[ThunderCat98]

Nah. He'd hate her for having better abs than him.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

Nah. He'd hate her for having better abs than him.

The abs will clear when the baby grows.

These will be D1 babies .

 

[ThunderCat98]

The abs will clear when the baby grows.

These will be D1 babies .

Yeah, but she's also smarter, which I'm assuming is also a "no-go."

 

[greengeezer]

Pigeon? Naw, it would have to be a bald eagle.

 

[herdfan06]

Nice stripper name.

 

[Rock98Dog]

No home is large enough to house the required number of mirrors for them to be a couple.