I should never be involved in food preparation

[greengeezer]

I just made a sandwich for lunch. Seemed fairly simple; dark rye bread, a slice of Havarti cheese, and some fresh corned beef. I noticed the sandwich seemed a little tough and hard to chew. As I was finishing, I saw where I left the deli paper on the slice of cheese. Fiber.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

I just made a sandwich for lunch. Seemed fairly simple; dark rye bread, a slice of Havarti cheese, and some fresh corned beef. I noticed the sandwich seemed a little tough and hard to chew. As I was finishing, I saw where I left the deli paper on the slice of cheese. Fiber.

I think that deli paper has plastic on it, now your sperm count will be ruined.

 

[HerdandHokies]

My favorite sandwich is turkey, muenster, salt, pepper and spicy mustard on a croissant. With some salami if I have it.

Edit: deli type sandwich to make at home I mean. I’d probably put some hot sandwiches above that.

 

[riflearm2]

I just made a sandwich for lunch. Seemed fairly simple; dark rye bread, a slice of Havarti cheese, and some fresh corned beef. I noticed the sandwich seemed a little tough and hard to chew. As I was finishing, I saw where I left the deli paper on the slice of cheese. Fiber.

Just another reason why the toothless, 35 year old meth addict would be a great live-in girlfriend for you, Geeze.

I bet she can make a non-toxic sandwich.

 

[greengeezer]

Just another reason why the toothless, 35 year old meth addict would be a great live-in girlfriend for you, Geeze.

I bet she can make a non-toxic sandwich.

I’d only end up using her for yard work, laundry, and general cleaning. You are the one who is a total invalid and seeking a caretaker. She would be perfect. A quiet, semi literate girl from eastern Kentucky who is muscular enough to lift you into the bath and on to your bed. You could take her to the ballpark and teach her to snag foul balls and bags of peanuts thrown by the vendors.

She doesn’t seem to like me. Probably thinks I’m trying to steal her property. I can, however, stand outside her house holding a map of California and your picture. She is a curious sort so eventually she will come out and see what I want. Most likely, she would work for food.

 

[riflearm2]

I’d only end up using her for . . . general cleaning.

Yeah, that's my intention. I am trying to help you get your vas deferens and prostate cleaned out.

She doesn’t seem to like me. Probably thinks I’m trying to steal her property. I can, however, stand outside her house holding a map of California and your picture. She is a curious sort so eventually she will come out and see what I want. Most likely, she would work for food.

A toothless 30-something is still a great catch for a 75 year old. A toothless 30-something is not so great of a catch for a 40-something. It comes down to self-awareness. You snag a 30-something at 75 years old, and you're the cult hero of your county.