If i were wealthy and had a great credit score

[MichiganHerd]

Good morning, assholes.

rifle should buy all of us a new truck, and geezer a better truck. That's what I would do if I had all that money and a credit score of 846. I would even forego a blowjob this morning and go straight to sunshine toyota.

rifle could be a modern day Oprah if he could work on his skin tone.

 

[greengeezer]

When I hit it big, I’m not forgetting all the fine board members. Everyone (at least the ones I respect) gets a Jimmy Buffet Hawaiian shirt and I’ll pay for a Disney cruise. I get to wear the Donald Duck hat.

What do you mean “a better truck?” I actually hauled some potting soil in it yesterday.

 

[riflearm2]

Good morning, assholes.

rifle should buy all of us a new truck, and geezer a better truck. That's what I would do if I had all that money and a credit score of 846. I would even forego a blowjob this morning and go straight to sunshine toyota.

rifle could be a modern day Oprah if he could work on his skin tone.

I was in the second row last night at the Mets vs. Twins game. I was supposed to stay for today's game and fly home tonight, but since I have to drive 7-8 hours tomorrow to view that cabin, I decided to head back early. Plus, a business partner from Utah is in San Diego for a guy's trip, and he asked me to come hang out with them tonight.

So I am first-class Delta this morning, because ya' know, wealthy.

I tried getting to bed at a decent time last night in my hotel suite (see below), but this smokeshow from Bumble came to my hotel with her friend late at night. They were at the Jerry Seinfeld show, and they didn't show up until after midnight. How old is too old? She has a crazy body and was more attractive in the face than I expected her to be. They kept me up another 30 minutes then didn't even come up to blow me. Rude.

If i were wealthy and had a great credit score

Let's try to keep your fantasies somewhat realistic.

 

[GeauxHerd]

Good morning, assholes.

rifle should buy all of us a new truck, and geezer a better truck. That's what I would do if I had all that money and a credit score of 846. I would even forego a blowjob this morning and go straight to sunshine toyota.

rifle could be a modern day Oprah if he could work on his skin tone.

If you get a blow job from a tranny if you don’t check their under carriage or DNA is that still gay? Asking for my friend Rifle

 

[MichiganHerd]

That room rifle is staying in looks like the dollar general of hotels

 

[i am herdman]

That room rifle is staying in looks like the dollar general of hotels

Presidential Suite at the SUPER 8

 

[ThunderCat98]

I was in the second row last night at the Mets vs. Twins game. I was supposed to stay for today's game and fly home tonight, but since I have to drive 7-8 hours tomorrow to view that cabin, I decided to head back early. Plus, a business partner from Utah is in San Diego for a guy's trip, and he asked me to come hang out with them tonight.

So I am first-class Delta this morning, because ya' know, wealthy.

I tried getting to bed at a decent time last night in my hotel suite (see below), but this smokeshow from Bumble came to my hotel with her friend late at night. They were at the Jerry Seinfeld show, and they didn't show up until after midnight. How old is too old? She has a crazy body and was more attractive in the face than I expected her to be. They kept me up another 30 minutes then didn't even come up to blow me. Rude.



Let's try to keep your fantasies somewhat realistic.

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You sprung for the Residence Inn. Good on you!

 

[greengeezer]

That room rifle is staying in looks like the dollar general of hotels

It is now understandable why the girls bailed on the BJ.

 

[riflearm2]

You morons have no discernible taste of higher end living.

Average to good hotels don't have window treatments like that. Average to good hotels don't have accent walls like that. Average to good hotels don't have light sconces like that. Average to good hotels don't have the tiled backdrop like that. Average to good hotels don't have suites like that, especially that large. Average to good hotels don't have bathrooms like that. Average to good hotels don't have drapes like that.

It's one of the cooler hotels in Minneapolis.

 

[i am herdman]

You morons have no discernible taste of higher end living.

Average to good hotels don't have window treatments like that. Average to good hotels don't have accent walls like that. Average to good hotels don't have light sconces like that. Average to good hotels don't have the tiled backdrop like that. Average to good hotels don't have suites like that, especially that large. Average to good hotels don't have bathrooms like that. Average to good hotels don't have drapes like that.

It's one of the cooler hotels in Minneapolis.

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that post was at least semi-gay.

 

[riflearm2]

that post was at least semi-gay.

I’ll leave that up to you, the expert, on gayness.

 

[i am herdman]

I’ll leave that up to you, the expert, on gayness.

talking about drapes and crap like that?

 

[19MU88]

I was in the second row last night at the Mets vs. Twins game. I was supposed to stay for today's game and fly home tonight, but since I have to drive 7-8 hours tomorrow to view that cabin, I decided to head back early. Plus, a business partner from Utah is in San Diego for a guy's trip, and he asked me to come hang out with them tonight.

So I am first-class Delta this morning, because ya' know, wealthy.

I tried getting to bed at a decent time last night in my hotel suite (see below), but this smokeshow from Bumble came to my hotel with her friend late at night. They were at the Jerry Seinfeld show, and they didn't show up until after midnight. How old is too old? She has a crazy body and was more attractive in the face than I expected her to be. They kept me up another 30 minutes then didn't even come up to blow me. Rude.



Let's try to keep your fantasies somewhat realistic.

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congrats on the suite upgrade!!

I remember working with a guy that used to run to face book and post pictures of his suite upgrades, the concierge lounge etc. You remind me of him and I always laughed at him too. good stuff.

 

[-CarlHungus-]

My dad used to play this album in the car on the tape deck driving me around to sports stuff.

It all reminds me of this.

Aside - I saw the band The Hippos play this as a cover live (?maybe in 2000 or 2001?) on a side stage at a festival. The band never made it big but I think their singer went on to be a huge producer. Rifle probably knows him. The world is funny.

Correction - it was "So Lonely" not Man in a Suitcase. Foggy memories and all....