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-CarlHungus-

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If @riflearm2 gets me one of those payday loans I’ll get it. We’ll have the crew up and I’ll cook. I’ve been training.

Today I cleaned out the farmer coop and our own veggie garden storage. Did smoked chuck roast burnt ends in a bourbon sorghum glaze with roasted squash/carrots and corn. The starter salad was a beet and pistachio with goat cheese and balsamic dressing. Had the wife’s home made sourdough as well.

I’d imagine my grilling /cooking would be better if I was 3-4 IPAs deep with @MichiganHerd and had some David Allen Coe soundtrack with a burn barrel ambiance.

 
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I am a bit OCD. The plastic bag that is creeping out of the top of one of the drawers . . . yeah, can you please tuck that back in? Also, with your income, you know you can pay people to do all of that shit for you, right? Plantations had slaves cooking. Now, restaurants have illegal immigrants cooking. The cycle continues, do don't try to stop it.

Most important, what do you have playing on that speaker? If it's something stupid like Ben Shapiro, you're getting blocked. It should be 80s music.
 
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riflearm2 said:
I am a bit OCD. The plastic bag that is creeping out of the top of one of the drawers . . . yeah, can you please tuck that back in? Also, with your income, you know you can pay people to do all of that shit for you, right? Plantations had slaves cooking. Now, restaurants have illegal immigrants cooking. The cycle continues, do don't try to stop it.

Most important, what do you have playing on that speaker? If it's something stupid like Ben Shapiro, you're getting blocked. It should be 80s music.
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Yeah that drawer is packed full of crap and was spilling over. It also doesn’t close quite right because one of the kids was literally hanging off it as a toddler doing God knows what.

I actually did have some Duran Duran on today. No podcasts today, but that was a good guess (though I don’t love Shaprio).

And though I do enjoy eating out, I also like cooking and grilling. So it wasn’t like I was miserable slaving away in the kitchen.
 
I agree with Doc Fungus here. The whole point of being out there cooking is literally to have something to do while drinking those beers. Disagree with the burn barrel in the midst of summer. It's burn one season.
 
I don’t want pity so I won’t post a picture of the hotdog I just cooked in the microwave.
 
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This looks awesome too.

@riflearm2

I bet you get cool crisp fall mornings and great leaves changing there. Hopefully it’s still considered Appalachia.

I may put in an offer straight cash homey.

 
That's 30 minutes from where I grew up. Not sure you want to live or even stay there. That town is tiny. There are a ton of rattlers in those hills. That area is poor. It was only 30 minutes away, but I knew very little about that town.

I hooked up with a girl from there my junior year in high school. I saw her picture in one of the local papers for being a small-school basketball all star. Thought she was hot, so looked her up in the phonebook (prior to most kids having cell phones, except for me of course). Called, told her who I was, and she knew me from television highlights/newspaper articles. I picked her up the next day, we hooked up in my car, and I never saw her again. Wish I could remember her name and look her up. If I heard her name, I would recognize it I think.

So I went 17 years without knowing a single person from there even though it was only 30 minutes away, which considering my cock's reach during those days, is rare. The following year, as a senior, their boy's basketball coach set up a pre-season scrimmage against my team. Their coach, Jim Burke, was a legendary NY State high school coach. He coached both their school's boy's and girl's basketball teams and won something like eight straight section titles (there are, I believe, 11 sections in NY, so winning a section isn't easy) in the smallest classification (Class D). So their team thought they could compete with us and came down for a scrimmage.

We stopped keeping score, but at the beginning of the fourth quarter, it was 60-something to 20-something in our favor. Her boyfriend, who was well aware that I hooked up with his girlfriend (but I didn't know he existed), was on the team that we scrimmaged, and I felt bad. We never heard from them again and didn't even bother asking them to scrimmage us as we marched to the state finals even though we needed teams who were still active to practice against us.
 
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I hate snakes and I figured at that low price point it wasn’t in a great area. Looks really pretty though.

Looks like this guy agrees with you

 
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