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it's that time of the year again

riflearm2

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Dec 8, 2004
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after three weeks of having the college spring breakers here, i was given a two week sabbatical while the high schoolers had their fun which allowed the penicillin to work its magic. now, the college cheerleading and dance championships are in town.

numerous friend requests have already been sent to targeted squad members, and my workout on the beach today yielded plenty of shared contact information. Marshall is in town, but unfortunately, they seem to have focused more recently on actual cheerleading talent instead of T&A. as a result, there is interest, just mildly, in only one recruit from this year's squad.

i dont understand it. the cheerleaders are there to entertain and increase fan interest in football and basketball. the best way to do that is to find very attractive females who have just the right amount of bounce when they jump up and down. nobody, outside of their families, care if they can hold a cupie for five minutes straight. we care about T&A.
 
If they still have the same cheerleading coach they had when I used to go to basketball games, then I can understand the hot ones being too afraid to join the team.

She was the toughest man in the student section. Probably should have knocked Greg White out of the way and coached the basketball team herself.
 
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