Knock it off

[riflearm2]

I'm talking about pubic hair, ladies. I know some of you from team estrogen seven years ago still read this board.

Cut that shit out with the pubic hair. It isn't cute. It isn't retro. It isn't funny. It's fvcking disgusting. I don't have a machete. Im not a pilot so I don't need a landing strip. Shaving a heart isn't adorable. It's as tacky as a tattoo there.

 

[i am herdman]

rifle is afraid of snatch.

 

[herdfan06]

Herdman is a big fan of the bush.

 

[big_country90]

Someone had a bad recent experience.

 

[murox]

I saw on Reddit a few months ago that some people were trying to bring pubic hair back. It's disgusting and poor hygiene.

 

[i am herdman]

you young guys don't know what you are missing. A little variety never hurt anybody. Hell, women had the bush for thousands of years and men liked it. The shaving thing is a recent event.

It is like opening a Christmas present or a treasure hunt. Watch some retro porn and grow to appreciate it.

 

[i am herdman]

Sometimes you get Kojak. Sometimes you get Don King. Either way it is entertaining.

 

[ggmike1992]

Organic dental floss. Guess I'm old school but give me an old school 70's porn style bush any day of the week.

 

[MichiganHerd]

It's fvcking disgusting

Several years back, there was this small, petite girl at work. She had it all - made decent money, cute as can be, and for a small girl, she had a pretty nice sized rack. I wanted her badly for probably two years, maybe three. I finally convinced her to go out with me, just a two hour late afternoon date with drinks and appetizers. That led to another 'meet & greet' type of date. Eventually on the 3rd or 4th date, I got her back to the house. After a couple beers, and a bottle of wine, she turned from this quiet, almost shy type girl into a sex freak. Before I knew it, she was straddling me and basically having sex with me through the jeans. After several minutes of that, we got up to head toward the bedroom, but not before she went down on me. Before I exploded, I basically dragged her back to the bedroom, took off her top to see those jugs I had desperately dreamed about for the past few years. They didn't disappoint. Then she started to remove her jeans, and of course I was assisting frantically. I'll never forget pulling down the panties only to see the biggest bush I've ever seen on a woman - including pictures, strip joints, live in the sack, high school girls, the whole deal. My dream come true turned into a nightmare with the simple drop of a pair of panties. We ended up sleeping together for a couple more months, but I never could get beyond it. To this day, I often wonder if I should have suggested to her to trim the mess.

 

[big_country90]

The slicker the better.

 

[Marine03]

I wish I would've never opened this thread, I have a mental picture that makes me want to fvcking vomit.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

So Michigan, you met what sounds like the perfect woman but you dumped her because she had some bush?

 

[i am herdman]

I agree with Raoul. You guys are insane.

 

[MichiganHerd]

So Michigan, you met what sounds like the perfect woman but you dumped her because she had some bush?

No, I kept her on until I met another good one, one that had a nicely manicured lawn. I'm a pervert. I would screw your lama if I thought it wouldn't kick me too hard.

 

[herdfan06]

No, I kept her on until I met another good one, one that had a nicely manicured lawn. I'm a pervert. I would screw your lama if I thought it wouldn't kick me too hard.

Yet you blast gays?

 

[MichiganHerd]

Yet you blast gays?

I don't blast gays. I simply do my best to avoid them. Now days, the ESPN ticker won't even allow me to avoid them.

 

[herdfan429]

You don't like gays but you'd do a llama. And gays are the sick ones in your mind?!?!

 

[riflearm2]

For the last two children who have posted, it is called hyperbole. He wouldn't actually fvck a llama.

 

[herdfan06]

For the last two children who have posted, it is called hyperbole. He wouldn't actually fvck a llama.

Next are you going to tell me the Pope is not Jewish?

 

[i am herdman]

Next are you going to tell me the Pope is not Jewish?

No, he is a Nazi.

 

[herdfan06]

No, he is a Nazi.

You are confusing him with the previous Pope.

 

[i am herdman]

You are confusing him with the previous Pope.

Whoops.

 

[HerdFan73]

Whoops.

They do change so quick now a days.......

 

[herdfan429]

For the last two children who have posted, it is called hyperbole. He wouldn't actually fvck a llama.

No shit rifle. I'm not fvcking retarded. I know what hyperbole is. I know he wouldn't screw a llama

 

[MichiganHerd]

I'm not fvcking retarded.

Are you sure?

 

[riflearm2]

No shit rifle. I'm not fvcking retarded. I know what hyperbole is. I know he wouldn't screw a llama

Then, what was the purpose of your post? You took what was hyperbole and tried using it against him on a topic you seriously disagree with him about.

"You don't like gays but you'd do a llama. And gays are the sick ones in your mind?!?!"[\QUOTE]

You're trying to make a point that he is the sick one, not gays, based on his comment about llamas. But his llama comment was not in a serious manner. It makes no sense for you to try using that as proof that he is the sick one and not gays.

 

[ShawHerd]

Then, what was the purpose of your post? You took what was hyperbole and tried using it against him on a topic you seriously disagree with him about.

Exactly Rifle, in the same type of assumption we can assume that 429 wouldn't f_ _ k a llama but he would a gay guy. Either one of those assumptions are ridiculous especially considering the obvious humor by MH.

 

[herdfan429]

I know he wouldn't screw a llama. You guys take things way to seriously. My point was, obviously you are to sense to understand, that it's ridiculous for him o bash gays as disgusting yet in the same sentence use beastiality to make a point.

 

[riflearm2]

Basic communication skills, '429. You just don't get it.

 

[mu21503]

I have to agree with rifle on this. Nothing worse than a rain forest bush. Gets in your mouth, and
Often it's an image that gets burned into your brain.

 

[wvkeeper(HN)]

 

[herdfan06]

Rifle, you should post a Poll: Hair or no hair?

 

[riflearm2]

Sorry, 'keep. Even Neil agrees with me on this one.

You're a fundamentalist. We all know you like the retro bush up to the belly-button.

 

[i am herdman]

The Bush will come back and style. What are you guys going to do? Turn queer?

Well, that would not surprise me.

 

[GK4Herd]

Sorry, 'keep. Even Neil agrees with me on this one.

You're a fundamentalist. We all know you like the retro bush up to the belly-button.

I don't know rifle. Neil looks fairly retro himself.

 

[riflearm2]

I don't know rifle. Neil looks fairly retro himself.

he had this to say in response:

 

[GK4Herd]

I wonder what the context of that picture is.

 

[Herd Fever]

Nothing like a slick wet snatch. But usually a girl with a beaver now is usually someone who doesnt get none. Im ruthless ive kicked out females who didnt shave. They just had to go

 

[ThunderCat98]

Science disagrees:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/aug/07/pubic-hair-has-job-stop-shaving

 

[riflearm2]

It's intended to be a cushion against friction and skin abrasion? Yeah, I'll take those risks in order to not get some clogged in my throat, have the coarse hair scrape against and irritate my skin, have the odor which body hair naturally holds in, and have the disgusting aesthetic value to go along with it.

Oh, and body hair is a fertile ground for bacteria and other germs (pubic lice, anyone?) to party.