List of bannable offenses
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#1. Don’t ask for a list of bannable offenses
#3. Obey all rules. And do not write on the walls because they are very hard to clean.
#4 No smoking unless it's weed; no drinking unless it's alcohol. Under no circumstances should you enter this site sober. (Really, it's for your own good)
#5 No comments that may "hurt the feelings" of any player, coach, administrator, or message board moderator, including but not limited to -- their play on the field/court, their appearance, or their mama.
#6 Repetitiveness. We got your point the first time. No need to share the same thought in every post/reply you make thereafter.
The Preamble - Don’t engage with the Troll of Twelvepole Creek under any circumstances.
Some umpires have a short leash. you just have to learn it. When I was coaching baseball, I had an ump tell me if you say something to me one more time from that dugout I am going to throw you out. I stepped out of the dugout and gave him my opinion. He still tossed me. A bit unfair on his part, but I guess that was his choice.
Rule #1 is you have to learn what umpires have the short leash and never ask them if they are blind even outside of the dugout.
Rule #1 is you have to learn what umpires have the short leash and never ask them if they are blind even outside of the dugout.
Which, frankly, is a terrible rule.
Porn is actually the only non-bannable (is that a word?) offense.
If this is the list that gets you banned then bad mouthing the paid board must be punishable by death of your first born followed by being forced to listen to Celine Dions Greatest Hits on repeat in the afterlife.
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