Let's face it. The Lakers owner would have some good perks, but my pecker shrivels up thinking about a 40 year old, let alone a 57 year old, so how would I ever make that work for a couple of months?
Do I marry this one instead? She is 24, so she is right in my age wheelhouse. She is in love with my crank. As cute as she looks in the pictures, she looks much, much better in person . . . I'd go as far as saying stunning in person. Her eyes glow.
Oh, and did I mention that she also lives in this 8600 square foot mansion with just her 16 year old sister? She was a co-founder of a company with her ex, sold it 18 months after starting it, and she's pretty much set. She has it on the market to see what she can get for it (asking $4 million), but perhaps my crank can talk her out of it. She has started two other companies, one already doing very well, and she clearly doesn't need any of my money (which makes me wonder why I am the one buying all of the dinners and drinks).
Do I go ahead and buy the ring now?
Do I marry this one instead? She is 24, so she is right in my age wheelhouse. She is in love with my crank. As cute as she looks in the pictures, she looks much, much better in person . . . I'd go as far as saying stunning in person. Her eyes glow.
Oh, and did I mention that she also lives in this 8600 square foot mansion with just her 16 year old sister? She was a co-founder of a company with her ex, sold it 18 months after starting it, and she's pretty much set. She has it on the market to see what she can get for it (asking $4 million), but perhaps my crank can talk her out of it. She has started two other companies, one already doing very well, and she clearly doesn't need any of my money (which makes me wonder why I am the one buying all of the dinners and drinks).
Do I go ahead and buy the ring now?
