Marshall Snags P5 Walk On Transfer

[herdalicious]

This headline is something I had to spend a second with, to take in.

First, I feel the use of the word "snags" is really the crux of its greatness, since it seems to imply this young man has gotten caught on our spiny exterior, and is now being dragged in the direction we are traveling, irregardless of his free will.

Second, the logjam of adjectives gets the point across so fast it breaks the paywall on the article. There's burying the lede, and then there's forcefully [REDACTED]ing you with it.

Lastly, if the season is played, what impact do you see I didn't look up his name having against C-USA secondaries?

 

[MrHerd05]

I assume that was a slam at my headline writing ability, but alas, it got you to talk about it, so maybe it wasnt so bad?

Anyway. I think this kid will play at some point in his career at Marshall. The cool thing is he does have four years of eligibility remaining.

 

[herd66]

Who are you talking about?

 

[Herdmeister]

Who are you talking about?

I assume the WR from California that walked on at Utah last year. He tweeted a day or two ago he was coming to Marshall. 5'8" 165 pound Jason Heller

 

[johns1124]

I assume the WR from California that walked on at Utah last year. He tweeted a day or two ago he was coming to Marshall. 5'8" 165 pound Jason Heller

I think you are giving him too much credit. According to ESPN he is 5'5 , 149. Dam I cant even type that with a straight face.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4574858/jason-heller

 

[herdfan429]

I think you are giving him too much credit. According to ESPN he is 5'5 , 149. Dam I cant even type that with a straight face.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4574858/jason-heller

No wonder Perkins likes him

 

[MrHerd05]

Hahaha. Nice. He is taller and bigger than that now. That was some old data. But well played 429. Been a long time since a curveball was hung for you to take a big cut at with me haha. Reminds me of the old Herdnation days!

 

[riflearm2]

irregardless


?

I can appreciate the use of “snags” and the adjectives, but I can’t get over the use of “irregardless.” Why was “regardless” not enough for you?

 

[herdalicious]

I can appreciate the use of “snags” and the adjectives, but I can’t get over the use of “irregardless.” Why was “regardless” not enough for you?

I won't be baited into this semantic argument. I'm inflammable.

 

[herdalicious]

According to ESPN he is 5'5 , 149. Dam I cant even type that with a straight face.

Finally, some depth at slot receiver. I was worried about us going into the 2020 season with only 17 of them on the roster.

 

[herdalicious]

I assume that was a slam at my headline writing ability, but alas, it got you to talk about it, so maybe it wasnt so bad?

The sooner we get back to tearing each other down in crude and infantile ways, the sooner we get back to normal in this country. Don't let the terrorists win!