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Maybe Hamrick says no OC

Cool you read that article too. It came out right after the HD article stating he wasnt involved because he was at the Alabama Georgia game
 
Cool you read that article too. It came out right after the HD article stating he wasnt involved because he was at the Alabama Georgia game
nope, spoke to a reporting on who they were interviewing and there is still some names out there that no one is discussing.
 
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nope, spoke to a reporting on who they were interviewing and there is still some names out there that no one is discussing.

It's going to be this guy:

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Feb signing day. MU AD announces a press conference for 1:00 pm.

At presser, Doc is introduced. Immediately announces that both an OC and a DC coordinator have been hired. However, neither are present as Doc notes that both are wrapping up business at their current schools.

At 1:03 pm, Doc announces the signing of additional players to LOIs, including some transfers and junior college players.

At 1:05 pm, without elaboration from Doc, lists of MU's current recruiting class, including those who signed in December, are handed out to the "usual suspects", meaning the standard contingent from the local TV stations, the H-D, Kindred Communications, Doug Smock, Mark Martin of TV-8 in Charleston, etc.

At 1:07 pm, after allowing for a couple minutes perusal of the distributed lists of recruits, the media are then allowed to pose questions to Doc. After the usual canned standard questions which are offered at Doc's weekly in season press conferences, with the usual vague and non specific responses/answers from Doc, the press conference is over. Notable by its absence was the lack of any questions from the media concerning the fact that on the complete list of recruits given out, about 40 per cent of the names were marked with an asterisk. A small footnote indicated that those players whose names were so marked are designated as "props" and will not be eligible to play in the 2018 season.

At 1:10 pm, Marshall AD Mike Hamrick quickly steps up. Mr. Hamrick announces that he is very proud to state that immediately after spring football drills end, "major" work will commence at the Joan. Specifically, at least 3 concession stands and a women's restroom on the West side of the stadium will receive complete paint jobs this spring. Additionally, Hamrick states that at least one, possibly two, badly rusting urinal troughs in men's restrooms on the East side of the stadium will be replaced!!

Finally, Mike states he is proud of the Herd's loyal and unswerving fan base and urges them all to again buy tickets and give "110 per cent" to the Big Green!!

1:14 pm. Press Conference ends.

ONWARD AND UPWARD!!!
 
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Feb signing day. MU AD announces a press conference for 1:00 pm.

At presser, Doc is introduced. Immediately announces that both an OC and a DC coordinator have been hired. However, neither are present as Doc notes that both are wrapping up business at their current schools.

At 1:03 pm, Doc announces the signing of additional players to LOIs, including some transfers and junior college players.

At 1:05 pm, without elaboration from Doc, lists of MU's current recruiting class, including those who signed in December, are handed out to the "usual suspects", meaning the standard contingent from the local TV stations, the H-D, Kindred Communications, Doug Smock, Mark Martin of TV-8 in Charleston, etc.

At 1:07 pm, after allowing for a couple minutes perusal of the distributed lists of recruits, the media are then allowed to pose questions to Doc. After the usual canned standard questions which are offered at Doc's weekly in season press conferences, with the usual vague and non specific responses/answers from Doc, the press conference is over. Notable by its absence was the lack of any questions from the media concerning the fact that on the complete list of recruits given out, about 40 per cent of the names were marked with an asterisk. A small footnote indicated that those players whose names were so marked are designated as "props" and will not be eligible to play in the 2018 season.

At 1:10 pm, Marshall AD Mike Hamrick quickly steps up. Mr. Hamrick announces that he is very proud to state that immediately after spring football drills end, "major" work will commence at the Joan. Specifically, at least 3 concession stands and a women's restroom on the West side of the stadium will receive complete paint jobs this spring. Additionally, Hamrick states that at least one, possibly two, badly rusting urinal troughs in men's restrooms on the East side of the stadium will be replaced!!

Finally, Mike states he is proud of the Herd's loyal and unswerving fan base and urges them all to again buy tickets and give "110 per cent" to the Big Green!!

1:14 pm. Press Conference ends.
Now that's funny stuff.
ONWARD AND UPWARD!!!
 
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