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More Florida insanity

I was cool with everything until he threw the pecker over the fence.

First, that's just rude to do to the neighbor. Imagine taking your little daughter out to the backyard to kick the soccer ball and she trips and falls face first on a cock in the mud.

Just as bad, having that pecker would have made the best comeback ever to your girlfriend. Confront her to ask why she left you, get her to admit that the new boyfriend fvcks her better than you ever did, then tell her you have the last laugh by holding up the bloody crank.
 
Would have been easier to just get one of those easy Florida girls... but you have to admire the dedication.
 
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