My California Neighbors Have Invited Me to A Party
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What part of California are they from?
If it’s Silicon Valley those tech bros are into adderal and eating healthy/longevity. So if it’s pot luck may want to skip the pigs in a blanket.
If LA then don’t bother with food, the Ozempic will mean they’re not hungry. Maybe bring some sparking waters.
If Orange County just as rifle what to do, he knows about living there. You can probably talk politics given it’s kind of a red/purple county. Maybe even safe bringing some beer.
If it’s Silicon Valley those tech bros are into adderal and eating healthy/longevity. So if it’s pot luck may want to skip the pigs in a blanket.
If LA then don’t bother with food, the Ozempic will mean they’re not hungry. Maybe bring some sparking waters.
If Orange County just as rifle what to do, he knows about living there. You can probably talk politics given it’s kind of a red/purple county. Maybe even safe bringing some beer.
It will be just like going to Rock City except instead of leaving with one of their bumper stickers, yours will say “Harris 24.”
Oh wow, that may be wine country.
I’d recommend a farm to table app but you could southern it up some…like maybe an heirloom tomato with Dukes mayo mini sandwich and maybe a low alcohol organic cider.
You can’t bring wine , they will have had some amazing stuff and will judge you (more).
Definitely.
If you must bring wine my personal favorite is Russian River Valley Pinot Noir. But the Trump label is pretty elite. You should put a bandage on the top of it for extra presentation effect.
