My wife left me because I'm paranoid and insecure

[GK4Herd]

Nevermind...she was just getting the mail.

 

[extragreen]

Women have a tendency to go postal.

 

[dherd]

Nevermind...she was just getting the mail.

i had the same problem - but my was getting my paper for me.

 

[mlblack16.]

i had the same problem - but my was getting my paper for me.

How nice to see you're paper trained. Do you prefer to piss on the newspaper when it's laid out on the kitchen floor or laundry room?

 

[Bankerreturns]

i had the same problem - but my was getting my paper for me.

Why ruin a funny OP with this ill conceived, grammatically challenged attempt?