Not your dad’s Miss USA

riflearm2

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Book it right now, that’s yore winner.

Stop crying, deplorable. She won't win.

Miss Utah last year was the first openly (I have first-hand experience knowing that she wasn't the first true bisexual Miss USA contestant) bisexual contestant. She didn't win.
 

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Grown men giving two shits about pageants is gay.

Clearly, you've never watched the bikini portion, never banged/dated multiple Miss USA contestants, and never had success using the pageant as your personal recruiting system.
 

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At the same time?

Not that I can recall, though Kenny Chesney invited me/us down to his St. John home while he was dating Miss Tennessee America and I was dating Miss USA West Virginia. Miss WV claimed that he was doing that because he wanted an orgy, which he had mentioned to her multiple times previously.
 
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Stop crying, deplorable. She won't win.

Miss Utah last year was the first openly (I have first-hand experience knowing that she wasn't the first true bisexual Miss USA contestant) bisexual contestant. She didn't win.
That’s because all women are bisexual
 

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Not that I can recall, though Kenny Chesney invited me/us down to his St. John home while he was dating Miss Tennessee America and I was dating Miss USA West Virginia. Miss WV claimed that he was doing that because he wanted an orgy, which he had mentioned to her multiple times previously.
I bet Kenny was wanting to well, you know, get you to play catcher.
 
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Clearly, you've never watched the bikini portion, never banged/dated multiple Miss USA contestants, and never had success using the pageant as your personal recruiting system.
Enjoy your pageantry. Even if you pick up women driving a Miata, it’s pretty gay.
 

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Enjoy your pageantry. Even if you pick up women driving a Miata, it’s pretty gay.
Which is the topic. A man taking an opportunity from a woman. I have a hard time believing the best looking chick in Nevada is a dude.
 

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