Nut Hugger Shorts

[i am herdman]

What is the deal with nut hugger shorts thst guys are wearing now? I am not talking Larry Byrd or Kurt Rambis basketball shirts. They wear these nut huggers around. Pretty soon they are going to bear wearing yoga pants or spandex pants like the women. No room for thr jewels to breath. Not even comfortable.

 

[riflearm2]

Pretty soon they are going to bear wearing yoga pants or spandex pants like the women.

What’s wrong with guys in spandex pants?

 

[Jartard]

What’s wrong with guys in spandex pants?

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[GeauxHerd]

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I think he just proved why they are wrong

 

[19MU88]

I think he just proved why they are wrong

damn shame Rox isn't around to see some pics of those hips. what did he call them? anyway, at least the hat was a nice choice given his condition.

 

[SamSwimmer]

There are running tights for men that are worn without shorts over them & even runners think those are gay. Straight up spandex pants on a dude? Were you biking to a gay porn shoot?

 

[riflearm2]

damn shame Rox isn't around

Your hero couldn't take the heat when reality was exposed on here for him and his claims were blown to pieces. He threw a tantrum, took his ball, and went home, leaving you looking as pathetic as you did your first few years on here.

Straight up spandex pants on a dude? Were you biking to a gay porn shoot?

I can wear them and still get smokeshows like in those pics to beg me to allow them to reverse cowgirl me. The best part? Those pictures have each been viewed 20+ times since they were posted last night, and since my picture hosting page is private, that means you homos have clicked on those pictures 20+ times to enlarge them and get a better look.

 

[WV-FAN]

beg me to allow them to reverse cowgirl me.

reverse cowgirl tits in face?

 

[Archetype XLIV]

reverse cowgirl tits in face?

Rifle doesn't understand that reference. He wouldn't dare go to TMB. It's safer now, but a few years ago, Steve Cook would have easily destroyed him in his first week there.

D6 would be like, "because you know, even richer."

 

[30CAT]

I like the barefoot shoes. As for the spandex? Gay.

 

[MichiganHerd]

Last time I tried to wear shorts like that (during a bike ride), I had a nut go down my leg and almost sat on it.

 

[riflearm2]

I had a nut go down my leg and almost sat on it.

Yet you have no problem with one going down your throat and choking on it.


And your story isn't even remotely believable. Those pants make it so the opposite happens - your nuts don't move anywhere since the spandex keep them in place.

 

[greengeezer]

My youngest brother once drove in from Virginia to bike with me. He had on pants like those. I told him to go change.

 

[i am herdman]

Just saw the special about Michael Sam. Apparently, he wasn't the first D1 homo.

 

[MichiganHerd]

Yet you have no problem with one going down your throat and choking on it.


And your story isn't even remotely believable. Those pants make it so the opposite happens - your nuts don't move anywhere since the spandex keep them in place.

I don't wear those type of drawers. I wear those 70s coaches shorts, made by Bike. Can you imagine all the fat Mexican chicks I would pick up, showing off my crank in those skin tight things you wear?

 

[i am herdman]

I don't wear those type of drawers. I wear those 70s coaches shorts, made by Bike. Can you imagine all the fat Mexican chicks I would pick up, showing off my crank in those skin tight things you wear?

Hola, look at my burrito.

 

[greengeezer]

Seemed like a dream come true when they first came out with cargo shorts. So many pockets.

The problem is when I have to wash them. I always miss a pocket and realize it only when I see a pair of pruners clanking against the washer door glass.

 

[SamSwimmer]

Your hero couldn't take the heat when reality was exposed on here for him and his claims were blown to pieces. He threw a tantrum, took his ball, and went home, leaving you looking as pathetic as you did your first few years on here.



I can wear them and still get smokeshows like in those pics to beg me to allow them to reverse cowgirl me. The best part? Those pictures have each been viewed 20+ times since they were posted last night, and since my picture hosting page is private, that means you homos have clicked on those pictures 20+ times to enlarge them and get a better look.

You were wearing those before the head injury?

 

[riflearm2]

You were wearing those before the head injury?

When you look this good, you give the ladies what they want and show it off for them. I understand, besides Michigan's alleged junk, there isn't much to show off on this board from the others.

 

[Jartard]

When you look this good, you give the ladies what they want and show it off for them. I understand, besides Michigan's alleged junk, there isn't much to show off on this board from the others.

They don’t want in your pants, they literally want your pants. 😂

 

[riflearm2]

They don’t want in your pants, they literally want your pants. 😂

Again, having to put a laughing face after your comments ruins any element of humor and makes you look like a 12 year old girl.

No female would want my pants due to the stretched out inseam, except for the few women who have ginormous labia like your wife. She wasn't called "Meat Curtain Mary" in high school due to her cooking abilities.

 

[i am herdman]

I just got some of these pants. After I took them off it made my weiner look a pruned Vienna sausage and I had a racing stipe in them.

 

[Jartard]

Again, having to put a laughing face after your comments ruins any element of humor and makes you look like a 12 year old girl.

No female would want my pants due to the stretched out inseam, except for the few women who have ginormous labia like your wife. She wasn't called "Meat Curtain Mary" in high school due to her cooking abilities.

So says the man that posts pics like a 12 year old girl while wearing their pants.

 

[WVUSerg]

When you look this good, you give the ladies what they want and show it off for them. I understand, besides Michigan's alleged junk, there isn't much to show off on this board from the others.

Women love a challenge and in your case they feel like they are turning a gay man straight.

 

[riflearm2]

More than 70 times, you weirdos have clicked on the picture to enlarge it hoping to get a better picture of my junk. Creepy.

 

[i am herdman]

More than 70 times, you weirdos have clicked on the picture to enlarge it hoping to get a better picture of my junk. Creepy.

Like people stalking people on social media. I have had to request secret service protection. Have you clicked on your own picture 68 times?

 

[greengeezer]

On a rainy day with not much to do, this board is great amusement. And many of the topics make me laugh. Who could imagine a topic on stretch pants for men? Wonder what will be next.

 

[i am herdman]

On a rainy day with not much to do, this board is great amusement. And many of the topics make me laugh. Who could imagine a topic on stretch pants for men? Wonder what will be next.

I have some good ideas. Everything from calculus to men's grooming.

 

[greengeezer]

I was thinking maybe a thread on hats. I just bought this monstrous straw gardening hat that makes me about 6’8” tall. Quite imposing with a pitchfork in my hands.

Or maybe models for a topic. I have a good friend who has a daughter who is a New York fashion model. That topic would be no good without pictures and I wouldn’t feel comfortable posting those.

Other than plants and decorative wooden blocks I glued on my ceiling, I have nothing.

 

[30CAT]

I was thinking maybe a thread on hats. I just bought this monstrous straw gardening hat that makes me about 6’8” tall. Quite imposing with a pitchfork in my hands.

Or maybe models for a topic. I have a good friend who has a daughter who is a New York fashion model. That topic would be no good without pictures and I wouldn’t feel comfortable posting those.

Other than plants and decorative wooden blocks I glued on my ceiling, I have nothing.

I like a good ole Haus Hat

 

[i am herdman]

I was thinking maybe a thread on hats. I just bought this monstrous straw gardening hat that makes me about 6’8” tall. Quite imposing with a pitchfork in my hands.

Or maybe models for a topic. I have a good friend who has a daughter who is a New York fashion model. That topic would be no good without pictures and I wouldn’t feel comfortable posting those.

Other than plants and decorative wooden blocks I glued on my ceiling, I have nothing.

I have a big straw fishing hat. Almost as big as a Sombrero. Definitely provides the shade but, I can't walk through a doorway with it on..

 

[Jartard]

Just saw the special about Michael Sam. Apparently, he wasn't the first D1 homo.

Michael Sam received a letterman jacket though. We need a group pic of Rifle, ET, Raoul, and H&H in those pants.

 

[riflearm2]

Like people stalking people on social media. I have had to request secret service protection. Have you clicked on your own picture 68 times?

Stop clicking on my Facebook profile, and I won't get daily reminders asking me if I know you/your profile.

Just saw the special about Michael Sam. Apparently, he wasn't the first D1 homo.

Based on your chapped lips and choice of documentaries, it sounds like you were getting a little too invested in pride month.

 

[i am herdman]

Stop clicking on my Facebook profile, and I won't get daily reminders asking me if I know you/your profile.



Based on your chapped lips and choice of documentaries, it sounds like you were getting a little too invested in pride month.

I think it is the other way around. Clicking on mine. I don't even know what your facebook profile is.

 

[riflearm2]

I think it is the other way around. Clicking on mine.

He changed his profile picture! He hadn't changed his profile picture in years, yet within a few days of me mentioning how Facebook keeps sending me his profile, he now changed his profile picture! Man, for a military guy, you sure get rattled easily.

I don't even know what your facebook profile is.

Go to your wife's history folder, and you'll see hundreds of links to it . . . daily.

 

[i am herdman]

He changed his profile picture! He hadn't changed his profile picture in years, yet within a few days of me mentioning how Facebook keeps sending me his profile, he now changed his profile picture! Man, for a military guy, you sure get rattled easily.


Go to your wife's history folder, and you'll see hundreds of links to it . . . daily.

I change it every now and again. Stalkiing again? Thanks for reminding me it needed updated.

Laughing at the guy in leotards.

 

[riflearm2]

Thanks for reminding me it needed updated.

Did it take you two or three hours to change the picture after you found out? Are you more scared of me having your Facebook or having to drive the deathmobile for work?

I expected you to be stronger mentally and not so easily rattled.

 

[i am herdman]

Did it take you two or three hours to change the picture after you found out? Are you more scared of me having your Facebook or having to drive the deathmobile for work?

I expected you to be stronger mentally and not so easily rattled.

The deathmobile was worse. Had bad transmissions in them. They didn't last long.

 

[riflearm2]

Those five pictures of me in spandex have been clicked over 400 times since I posted them. I bet that if I started an OnlyFans, just the people on this board would pay enough to see my content to allow me to afford one of those slums that Middle Class Murox rents out as "luxury apartments."

 

[MichiganHerd]

Those five pictures of me in spandex have been clicked over 400 times since I posted them. I bet that if I started an OnlyFans, just the people on this board would pay enough to see my content to allow me to afford one of those slums that Middle Class Murox rents out as "luxury apartments."

I saved them to my phone after clicking on them a dozen times. Which one should I use as my highlight photo on POF?