On the last day of Barack's presidency...

[GK4Herd]

....he and Donald Trump go to the same barbershop to get their hair done.

Barbers decide not to talk about politics, and everybody ends up not talking at all. The air is so tense it could be almost cut with the barber's knife.

Donald's hair gets finished first, and when the barber tries to apply some cologne to it Donald goes nuts... "Are you out of your mind? I can't go to my house smelling like I've been in a brothel. Melania would go crazy".

Right at that point the other barber finishes doing Barack's hair and goes, "So Mr. President, I guess you won't like cologne either?"

"I don't have a problem with that", says Barack with half smile on his face; "Michelle doesn't know what a brothel smells like."

 

[Walden Pond]

I just can't get past that first sentence. Those two kinds of hair aren't going to the same barbershop.

 

[30Kelly]

....he and Donald Trump go to the same barbershop to get their hair done.

Barbers decide not to talk about politics, and everybody ends up not talking at all. The air is so tense it could be almost cut with the barber's knife.

Donald's hair gets finished first, and when the barber tries to apply some cologne to it Donald goes nuts... "Are you out of your mind? I can't go to my house smelling like I've been in a brothel. Melania would go crazy".

Right at that point the other barber finishes doing Barack's hair and goes, "So Mr. President, I guess you won't like cologne either?"

"I don't have a problem with that", says Barack with half smile on his face; "Michelle doesn't know what a brothel smells like."

Damn you. I just read all that nonsense for a terrible punch line?!

I think your joke is still "under construction." At this stage, you may want to get out some hard hats and maybe throw down a few road flares for safety.

 

[GK4Herd]

I try.

 

[herdfan06]

Is this how they did his hair and skin?

 

[herdfan06]

Damn you. I just read all that nonsense for a terrible punch line?!

I think your joke is still "under construction." At this stage, you may want to get out some hard hats and maybe throw down a few road flares for safety.

 

[andy4theherd]

i just can't picture Trump going to Obama's barber shop...

 

[GeauxHerd]

Michelle has a penis so how do we know hes never visted a brothel?

 

[Walter Brennaneer]

FIFY

Michelle has a penis so how do we know he's never visited a brother.

 

[houston_herd_fan]

Actually I think it was kinda funny. Even though I like the trump family.