Paging the King of Petty

[big_country90]

Since you have nothing but time in your hands, any chance you could dismantle Panera for me? They recently stopped carrying pepperoncinis because they aren't organic. I emailed them to express my frustration and, weeks later, haven't even received a response. I need help. Please advise.

 

[sistersville]

Organic,,,,lol. Trying to fit in?

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

My advice? Make your own damn pepperoncinis. This business made a move which probably cost them money in order to make people healthier. They gave notice of over a year ahead of time of their impending move. The pepperoncinis have been gone for over a year. Yet, you want to complain about it?

The King of Petty supports a free market. If a business wants to change their menu, have at it. If another business wants to pick up that hole in the market, have at it. If customers are unhappy, they can go elsewhere. If there is nowhere else to go for it, start your own damn business and profit from it.

Write on their Facebook page. People were doing that over a year ago and getting responses back about it being gone.

The King of Petty holds people accountable for wrongdoings. Changing a menu, especially with a notice well ahead of the change, is not a wrongdoing.

I have way too many trivial and petty matters to deal with than to be bothered by an issue of such grave importance.

 

[herdfan429]

It's Panera. Their food tastes like cardboard

 

[ThunderCat98]

Fwiw, pepperoncinis are the bastard of the pickled pepper family. A distant 4th behind jalapenos, banana, and cherry peppers.

 

[mlblack16.]

I love the pepperoncinis with Papa John's.

Before anyone bothers to slam Papa John's, just know that I don't give a shit what you think.

 

[Walter Brennaneer]

I love the pepperoncinis with Papa John's.

Before anyone bothers to slam Papa John's, just know that I don't give a shit what you think.

Ordered 6 today with pizza.

 

[Marine03]

I love the pepperoncinis with Papa John's.

Before anyone bothers to slam Papa John's, just know that I don't give a shit what you think.

Papa Johns , lol chain pizza sucks. Come up to Buffalo I'll take you to Pasquale's for a stuffed banana pepper and sausage pizza that'll blow your mind.

 

[WV-FAN]

papa john's in the king of chain pizza, imnsho.

have never had the intention of sucking a dick, so, therefore, have never eaten at a panera.

 

[i am herdman]

I never got the fascination with Panera. I don't want an over priced cardboard tasting bread bowl with soup.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

I love the pepperoncinis with Papa John's.

Before anyone bothers to slam Papa John's, just know that I don't give a shit what you think.

I'll slam them. Support your local independent pizzerias. Unless your only options are Papa or Little Ceaser's, then you are just screwed.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

I can't stomach Papa Johns. All I see there is that goofy Peyton Manning in the TV advertisements. Best pizza is usually home grown by a local joint, not some damn chain. mlblack probably works at Papa Johns.

 

[Walter Brennaneer]

Papa Johns , lol chain pizza sucks. Come up to Buffalo I'll take you to Pasquale's for a stuffed banana pepper and sausage pizza that'll blow your mind.

NY pizza like everyone and everything in NY is way over-hyped. Some of the shittiest pizza I've ever eating was in NYC.

 

[Marine03]

NY pizza like everyone and everything in NY is way over-hyped. Some of the shittiest pizza I've ever eating was in NYC.

You need a geography lesson jackass Buffalo is 450 miles from NYC

 

[i am herdman]

You need a geography lesson jackass Buffalo is 450 miles from NYC

What's the speed limit?

 

[Marine03]

What's the speed limit?

lol

 

[Walter Brennaneer]

You need a geography lesson jackass Buffalo is 450 miles from NYC

NY pizza like everyone and everything in NY is way over-hyped. Some of the shittiest pizza I've ever eating was in NYC.
No shit--Read the first sentence. (Jackass)

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

NY pizza like everyone and everything in NY is way over-hyped. Some of the shittiest pizza I've ever eating was in NYC.
No shit--Read the first sentence. (Jackass)

New York style pizza generally refers to NYC. Buffalo has its own style. That's common knowledge, jackass.

 

[ThunderCat98]

NY style pizza is awesome, imho.

 

[herdfan429]

Chicago pizza > ny pizza

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Chicago pizza

If I wanted casserole I would make a damn casserole.

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

If I wanted casserole I would make a damn casserole.

Exactly. If you have to eat it with a knife and fork, it isn't pizza.

And Panera has some good bread. Go pick up a loaf of asiago cheese bread, go to your deli and grab some roast beef and whatever else you need, and you'll be thanking me for the next few days.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

Panera is too fancy. Not to mention, they make it too damn hard to place an order. I recommend McDonald's. You just walk in and let them know you want a #1 combo. That's it. Big Mac, fries, and drink. Sucks that you have to fill up your own pop now days, and grab your own napkins. I always dig deep into the cup tops to make sure nobody who just grabbed their pecker happened to touch my cup top. Same thing with the napkins. I always pull out the first dozen or so and then grab me some to wipe myself with.

Of course, if you're serious about eating, then nothing tops a WV hot dog.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Panera is too fancy. Not to mention, they make it too damn hard to place an order. I recommend McDonald's. You just walk in and let them know you want a #1 combo. That's it. Big Mac, fries, and drink. Sucks that you have to fill up your own pop now days, and grab your own napkins. I always dig deep into the cup tops to make sure nobody who just grabbed their pecker happened to touch my cup top. Same thing with the napkins. I always pull out the first dozen or so and then grab me some to wipe myself with.

Of course, if you're serious about eating, then nothing tops a WV hot dog.

Jesus, just quit trying to be Walden, you are not good at it.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

Jesus, just quit trying to be Walden, you are not good at it.

Don't read if you don't like the content, pill head.

 

[mlblack16.]

Papa Johns , lol chain pizza sucks. Come up to Buffalo I'll take you to Pasquale's for a stuffed banana pepper and sausage pizza that'll blow your mind.

Shit, I thought this thread was about pepperoncinis?

When it comes to pizza, I keep it real to my WV roots and go with Giovanni's (select locations only).

I'm sure there are countless places in NY with great pizza, but I've never been. There's only a couple places in central OH which stand out and one is Adriatico's on campus is tOSU.

 

[Walter Brennaneer]

New York style pizza generally refers to NYC. Buffalo has its own style. That's common knowledge, jackass.

Thanks pillhead. I stand by my post.

 

[Marine03]

Thanks pillhead. I stand by my post.

Which makes you an idiot

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Don't read if you don't like the content, pill head.

Your mother is a pillhead, and sucks off bikers for $5 a pop. At least that is what Dog Rescueer told me.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Thanks pillhead. I stand by my post.

When proven wrong, does it feel better to call people names? Does it make your inferior intellect feel swollen?

The two things I always try when I travel are local beers and local pizzas. Pizza is regional AF, it's the one thing I have noticed is always different. Sure, every big city has some place trying to do NYC or Chicago style, but the local mom and pop places are always different in some way in different regions. I'd try hot dogs too, but nothing beats a West Virginia slaw dog.

Here's just one link proving your jackassedness.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/trav...2/bocce-club-pizza-buffalo-new-york/90695016/

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Which makes you an idiot

Beyond an idiot. Buffalo has its own pizza, invented wings, and is known for beef on Weck and that loganberry drink shit. And it's a damn shame BW3 no longer serves beef on Weck nationally.

 

[i am herdman]

Exactly. If you have to eat it with a knife and fork, it isn't pizza.

And Panera has some good bread. Go pick up a loaf of asiago cheese bread, go to your deli and grab some roast beef and whatever else you need, and you'll be thanking me for the next few days.

Can I have the old lady go do it?

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

Your mother is a pillhead, and sucks off bikers for $5 a pop.

Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you!

Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.

Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.

Yo mama so stupid that she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth.

Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot wants to take HER picture!

Yo mama is so hairy that she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama is so nasty that she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama's so nasty, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you!

Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.

Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.

Yo mama so stupid that she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth.

Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot wants to take HER picture!

Yo mama is so hairy that she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama is so nasty that she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama's so nasty, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.

All of which are better than sucking off the Pagans at $5 a pop.

 

[imherdfan]

Joes Pizza in Greenwich Village is pure heaven, Lou Malnati's Pizza in the Chicagoland area is amazing. They are experts at their styles. I love them both equally. If you want the best pizza in Huntington, check out La Familigia, amazingly good stuff!!!

 

[19MU88]

yes to Lou Malnati's

 

[imherdfan]

yes to Lou Malnati's

Their pies are sinfully good!! That butter crust is killer!!!

 

[ThunderCat98]

F*ck all ya'll.

Had pizza from all over the world, and none has come close to this: