Pastor attempts to walk on water

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

Why didn't Jesus save him? Or, at the very least, why didn't Jesus make the crocs step down?

http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/

 

[Herd Fever]

Jesus don't save dumb asses

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

Jesus don't save dumb asses

I wonder if Greed is aware of this. Just think, all that wasted money going to Hubbard, and Jesus won't even save his dumbass.

 

[Herd Fever]

It clearly says don't test God

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

The story is fake, but it is a great example of just how easily religious books like the Bible can gain traction and be believed by morons.

 

[wisemaniac]

The story is fake, but it is a great example of just how easily religious books like the Bible can gain traction and be believed by morons.

Or an example of how easily people who want to bash Christianity at every turn quickly believe the dumbest shit.

 

[sistersville]

Those who say their is no God are fools.That group lets folks see what the bible says about some people in the end times.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Or an example of how easily people who want to bash Christianity at every turn quickly believe the dumbest shit.

I have seen the same story passed on numerous times over the last two days. In none of the articles or comments have I read that the story is fake. Everyone either believed it or didn't take the time to use some common sense or ask for proof. In other words, it is just like the Bible and other religious texts: you just have to have faith that it is legitimate.

 

[HerdBuckeye]

Zimbabwe-today.com???? Really?????

Some people need a lesson on how to identify fake news.

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

Zimbabwe-today.com???? Really?????

Some people need a lesson on how to identify fake news.

Fever liked your post, yet he posted twice in the thread defending his god before I exposed the story as false.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

Wait. The Zimbabwe-today.com site is fake? Shit, I want to cancel my $1,500/month subscription. I sent some fvcking prince $50,000.00 about six years ago, and never heard back from the bastard. And now this? These Zimbabwe folks seem to be up to no good.

What's next? Somebody going to tell me the penis enlargement emails aren't real?

 

[CockyHerd]

Don't you know only Criss Angel can walk on water?! I saw it!!!

 

[wisemaniac]

I have seen the same story passed on numerous times over the last two days. In none of the articles or comments have I read that the story is fake. Everyone either believed it or didn't take the time to use some common sense or ask for proof. In other words, it is just like the Bible and other religious texts: you just have to have faith that it is legitimate.

I should amend my statement - it's more a condition of people wanting to believe something that proves their prejudice instead of applying the ol' "too perfect to be true."

 

[extragreen]

I wonder if Greed is aware of this. Just think, all that wasted money going to Hubbard, and Jesus won't even save his dumbass.

Your post shows just how little awareness you have. Sad thing is you are bigly unaware of your unawareness.

 

[extragreen]

The story is fake, but it is a great example of just how easily religious books like the Bible can gain traction and be believed by morons.

^^^says the guy who has faith that he came from a mudpie.

 

[i am herdman]

I have seen the same story passed on numerous times over the last two days. In none of the articles or comments have I read that the story is fake. Everyone either believed it or didn't take the time to use some common sense or ask for proof. In other words, it is just like the Bible and other religious texts: you just have to have faith that it is legitimate.

Just like buying a cell phone in the hood. Can you hear me now?

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

Just like buying a cell phone in the hood. Can you hear me now?

Here's the difference:

There is logic in thinking that somebody won't rip you off while also showing you where they live. It would take a complete moron to do that.

On the other hand, there is absolutely no logic in the stories in the Bible. It is a book of superhero miracles and scientifically proven bullshit that relies entirely on faith for one to accept.

 

[Herd Fever]

Only a person who spiritual eyes aren't open would believe that.

 

[extragreen]

Here's the difference:

There is logic in thinking that somebody won't rip you off while also showing you where they live. It would take a complete moron to do that.

On the other hand, there is absolutely no logic in the stories in the Bible. It is a book of superhero miracles and scientifically proven bullshit that relies entirely on faith for one to accept.

Similar to the faith (having absolutely zero evidence) that you sprouted from a mud pie.

 

[C.K. Ocsevol-Evad]

Similar to the faith (having absolutely zero evidence) that you sprouted from a mud pie.

I've already explained the difference between accepting the results of scientific practices versus having faith in religious fairytales.

Hell, there are plenty of works religious leaders who admit that here is a guy difference between the two

 

[extragreen]

I've already explained the difference between accepting the results of scientific practices versus having faith in religious fairytales.

Hell, there are plenty of works religious leaders who admit that here is a guy difference between the two

Fairy tales are fairy tales. That's all you have.