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[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Some of you may remember this one from the archive collection. Back in 2005, I dated her for 2-3 months. I was 25, she was 21 and at Virginia Tech. Her pictures, some in a Marshall jersey, were on here. She had a one-in-a-million body. To this day, I have never seen a more amazing rack in my life. She was very petite, but she had bombs. Not only were they huge, but they were the most perfect shape and perkiness imaginable. They weren't tear drops and they weren't hangers. They were simply the most perfect, natural tits I have ever seen. Even after numerous times of examining them, I couldn't believe they were real . . . but, in fact, they were.

The last time I had talked to her, she was close to getting engaged to the guy she has now been married to for a dozen years. He was completely tatted - two full sleeves, legs all tatted, tats up to the top of his neck. She wouldn't agree to marry him until he sold his business, which at the time, was owning three strip clubs in California. He evidently sold them and is in real estate now. They appear to be the standard, cool California family. They live in one of the coolest and best parts of Cali, he has the punk rock look, she is a smokeshow, they have two little kids, and she is a vegan/yoga girl.

Maybe I am biased from knowing her a dozen years ago, but I think she has a very fresh and naturally pretty look. Unfortunately, it appears that she dresses very moderately these days. She has a bit of the Penelope Cruz look/features going on. To look like this at almost 34 after two kids is astonishing. Give me a number:

 

[HerdBuckeye]

Crazy eyes. For a 35 year old 8.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

 

[NKY_HerdFan]

8. Unless the kid on her back is hers and then I’d go 5. That’s an auto deduction

 

[HerdBuckeye]

8. Unless the kid on her back is hers and then I’d go 5. That’s an auto deduction

Vagina is worn out according to rifle.

 

[Marine03]

She’s a MILF, got to go with 8.5, I was going to give a 9 but the thighs need some work

 

[WV-FAN]

Crazy eyes my ass. Slut's hott.

Is the old rifle back? We can only hope.

Hell, I'm half drunk at a paisley concert (concert night before UTjr game in Charlotte) ready to slit my own throat and half hard.

 

[murox]

A solid 9 for 34 and kids. Not sure what marine is talking about needing to work on her thighs.

 

[19MU88]

She probably got herpes years ago

 

[Bankerreturns]

She's an 6.5. An 8.5 with a mandatory 2 point deduction for posting so many narcissistic photos as a mother.

 

[Marine03]

A solid 9 for 34 and kids. Not sure what marine is talking about needing to work on her thighs.

Not much muscle tone in the one pic

 

[sistersville]

She is beautiful

 

[WV-FAN]

She is beautiful

Sisters said he'd walk through the flames of hell through sharded glass carrying an open jug of gasoline just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie.

 

[ThunderCat98]

8.8

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

She's an 6.5. An 8.5 with a mandatory 2 point deduction for posting so many narcissistic photos as a mother.

She runs a pretty popular blog about being motherhood. In looking at each post, she names the company she was compensated by to mention a certain brand in the post, then reviews that product along with her feelings on the product and/or whatever the topic is. Each post has a different picture which many times includes her children.

I haven't spoken to her in at least a decade, but when I knew her, she was the complete opposite of narcissistic. In fact, she was too friendly (read: she was extremely promiscuous). Based on her Instagram, it looks like she has the same personality as before (free, a hippie deep down when given the chance to show it - vegan, yoga, etc.).

 

[Bankerreturns]

Yeah, trying to figure out which picture best illustrates her motherly qualities, the one with the drink and her tatas hanging out, or the yoga pic with her azz uncovered.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Yeah, trying to figure out which picture best illustrates her motherly qualities, the one with the drink and her tatas hanging out, or the yoga pic with her azz uncovered.

Even a numerically challenged Banker should be able to tell that the two with her tits hanging out and the yoga pose are of far inferior picture quality than the others posted. Those pics aren't from her blog, but rather, her personal page.

 

[Bankerreturns]

Doesn't matter. Mothers that post pics like that are just opening their kids up to all kind of problems. Maybe she shouldn't present herself as a parenting info source.

 

[HerdBuckeye]

Doesn't matter. Mothers that post pics like that are just opening their kids up to all kind of problems. Maybe she shouldn't present herself as a parenting info source.

What kind of problems? Personally not a fan of it but not sure how it leads to problems for the kids.

 

[sistersville]

Mighty desperate for a good thread. This is horrible. Rifle get your dad to send u some cash like always with Pay Pal so you can get out of your little motel room over looking the red roof Inn

 

[i am herdman]

If I was her kid, I would breast feed until I was 17.

Her rating is a 8.9 and if she can cook she is 9.9.

MILF

 

[i am herdman]

Doesn't matter. Mothers that post pics like that are just opening their kids up to all kind of problems. Maybe she shouldn't present herself as a parenting info source.

You are being a stick in the mud. There is really not one out of line photo there.

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

Doesn't matter. Mothers that post pics like that are just opening their kids up to all kind of problems. Maybe she shouldn't present herself as a parenting info source.

None of those pictures are inappropriate. She has over 1200 pictures on her Instagram. I purposely picked out the most revealing ones on there, and that's the best she has. She lives in a hot environment and not a single bathing suit picture.

Any other 34 year old who looks like that, including a nun, would show more skin than her pics.

 

[herdfan06]

There are better pictures of her available elsewhere online.