several of your former teammates, which you think like you, have came to the forefront and have offered to murox some pretty interesting information about you. I’m talking about the same guys you tagged on a baseball-related Facebook post a while back.
Uh, huh. I bet. "Several," huh? I am friends with about 20 baseball teammates on Facebook. Of those, I talk to about five of them on an annual basis (and then random comments through social media with some others). By all means, I give you complete freedom and allowance to post. The 1.5 people who "offered some pretty interesting information" will say I only started each year because I have some dirt on the coaches, that I am gay, & that I had flowers in my apartment, just like Middle Class Murox shared when he went around asking people about me over the years . . . all coming from any guys whose future wife liked enough to blow me. Was that "baseball-related Facebook post a while back" the one where multiple of them posted on my Facebook that we all need to get together or was it the one where some were asking me to come back for a game?
But again, let's have fun with this: I give you complete freedom to post any of it. I urge you to. I'm not even asking you to name names. Simply share this "pretty interesting information."
You should know that, not only do they not like you at all, they make fun of you behind your back, and have for over two decades.
Are these the same guys who reach out to me to hang out when they see I am in the same city they are in? What kind of people would pretend to like me, engage with me socially even though they have no reason to, yet not like me for over two decades? And why would they repeatedly vote me in as captain if they didn't like me? Seems a bit odd, huh? Hell, why would three of them continue living with me each year, eight of them live right next door for multiple years, etc.?
Again, PLEASE share these stories. I am not even asking you to tell me the names. Just share the stories.
You should also know that they shared with murox information about you that would explain to everybody on here why and how you get to live the lifestyle you supposedly live. It is (as you already know) so embarrassing that you would get laughed off this message board so hard that you would never return if it were to be made public.
Oh, this is getting really good! Please, I am
begging at this point, tell me how I am able to live this lifestyle.
I don't even know what it could be, so let me try to defend it:
- I have never won the lottery.
- I have never won a lawsuit (Cookman, after nearly two years and leading to two of their attorneys getting fired, settled with me for five figures, with my attorney getting a hefty portion; my Jaguar lawsuit for the blow engine was settled out of court for maybe $10k).
- I have never inherited any money from family (grandparents, parents, aunts/uncles, siblings, etc.).
- I have never been given any money from investors, friends, etc., even for business ventures.
- Nobody in my family (or friends, acquaintances, or strangers) has ever, outside of normal Christmas/birthday gifts, given me anything.
I have never been given any breaks (other than being lucky to have been born in this country, being a while male, and having supportive parents) that made my path any easier other than what I just named.
So please, I am begging you, share these stories about not only how I can live the lifestyle that I do but also how it is "so embarrassing that I'd be laughed off this message board so hard that I never would return if it were made public." PLEASE, make it public by posting on here how my life has been possible.
The entire truth: Everything I have has been earned by me. There was no start-up money. There was no gift from family/friends to get me started (other than things I think many of us were lucky to get with loving parents that were able to do for them, like paying their rent in college, being given a normal used car when I was 20, etc.). I am a multi-millionaire . . . not on paper with just equity in residences, etc. but in tangible money I could yank out of a bank within 48 hours (assuming I give the branches time to tell them I am coming to withdraw a large amount). I own a residence in Orange County that I'd get close to $1MM for. I own two properties in downtown Salt Lake City that I'd get $250k - $400k for (individually). I own a residence in Park City that would be in that same range. I own a three bedroom, three bathroom beach condo in Florida (no mortgage). I own an office park outside of Phoenix worth multi-millions. I am down to just two cars: a newer Mercedes and an older BMW SUV. I have over $200k in diamonds, including having bought two more pieces in Vegas about 1.5 months ago. I have too many expensive clothes with tags still attached, too many shoes worth $500-$1000 to even begin counting, etc. I have valuable collector's items: things owned by Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Nicki Minaj, handwritten lyrics by B.B King, handwritten lyrics by Jay-Z, Rick Ross, and Kanye West while writing an unreleased record I worked with them on, handwritten journal of Madonna's, handwritten lyrics by Kanye West from his teenage rhymebook, the hand-drawn bear that Kanye made as the album cover idea for his "College Dropout" album cover, numerous RIAA certified gold/platinum albums with my name engraved on them which can only be ordered by the record label, etc. Within the last couple of weeks, I have discussed (via social media, so I can prove it) with a female high school friend about joining me in buying a rental property in Pine Mountain Club, California. She and I share stories about our rentals. Mine are all long leases while hers are all nightly/Airbnb. She pushed me to another mutual friend who lives in Los Angeles who went to our rival high school and owns a very successful banking company to partner with me. I had to explain to her that I didn't need a partner for financial or risk reasons. I just wanted her to partner with me, since she is an Airbnb/nightly rental expert, and I have neither the experience nor desire to manage that type of property, which she enjoys doing. Her Airbnb is in the Finger Lakes Region of NY, and California property is too expensive for her, so she doesn't want to do it. And I have done it via completely legal means, completely ethical means, and nothing even remotely shady.
EVERYTHING I have, including my lifestyle, is entirely due to my hard work, intelligence, good decisions, & sacrifices. Was I lucky for the reasons I previously listed (being born in this country, caring parents who paid for things through my college, good foundation, etc.)? Sure, I don't take those things for granted nor do I think all kids have that. But that is the situation for most children, and I didn't get anything more than they did. Not being married and not having children is a sacrifice, as it made it easy for me to move when opportunities arose.
Let's have some more fun with this. Due to my accident, I haven't been able to travel much internationally this year. My only international trip was to Mexico City. So even though I was thinking about doing Toronto or Vancouver to meet up with Taylor Swift at her show (again, that is completely and accurately my life), I will do something else: I will let you pick where I go on a vacation. And to further prove my point, I will do it immediately . . . like within one to three days based on flight availability and me packing. It is late Saturday night. So how about if I leave Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday? I'll even cancel my Tuesday Botox appointment. I have a list on my phone of about 20 more cities I want to go to, but some I want to save for when certain people can go with me. Based on weather in those places, I will allow you to pick from the below itinerary:
Either send me to 1) Hong Kong and Beijing for a week or send me to 2) Athens and Barcelona for a week. Your pick. To prove this isn't something I already have planned, below is a picture of my American Air account. As you can see, I have no flights currently booked. But once you tell me which itinerary I am going to, I will book through American, and I will come back and show those flights. I will even let you pick my hotel. I am guessing (but haven't confirmed) that each of those four cities has both a Ritz Carlton and St. Regis. So I will let you pick which of those two hotels I stay at in each city (and you can flip them).
So yes, tell me this embarrassing secret that allows me to live a lifestyle where I can decide 2-4 days prior that I am going to take those kind of trips and allow you to pick which one you want me to take?
If teammates from 25 years ago know about how I can live this lifestyle, then I can only assume that high school friends would know about it, too. More, if these people who don't like me from 25 years ago know about it, I'd imagine that it isn't some top-secret thing, so many people must know about it, right? In that case, you should absolutely feel comfortable sharing how I can live this lifestyle, since if many teammates from 25 years ago know about it, then it must not be much of a secret. More, since I would presumably know they are aware of this secret, wouldn't I be embarrassed to be open with it on social media? But again, I give you complete forgiveness and immunity to post it all, because 1) want a great laugh about what it could possibly be 2) want another opportunity to post proof and boast while defending myself 3) want to show how you/Middle Class Murox are either resorting to blatantly lying or a former teammate who is mad that his wife blew me is fabricating absurdly asinine shit.
