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MichiganHerd

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Aug 17, 2011
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Brewpub w/coeds
Janet sent me some nudes while you were back in the bedroom trying to breathe. Not bad titties but wish she would trim that bush around her vagina. My Puerto Rican 🇵🇷 wife had nothing but some nice soft fuzz. She said the Appalachian women that attend 10k running events (in their underwear) let their bushes grow rampant. I need to buy some colored tube socks, hopefully camo to match my drawers since I'm planning to drive up to Harrisburg and compete for the best looking crank at the halfway point.
 
Are you sober again?
No, I'm about 62% wasted. Started a thread about washing the dick earlier and heading south a few miles to the big truck farm brewery. Couldn't tell you how many I drank so far, but know it's a lot since I made love to a squirrel in the bird feeder earlier.

Hope you don't run past my house in your underwear afterwhile because I'm cleaning guns on the porch and chances are good I'd probably aim for your nuts.
 
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