I met this little slvt from around the way (shoutout to 1990s LL Cool J). I've gone out with her a handful of times. Messed around with her yesterday for the first time. But, I have absolutely no idea what her name is. Now, that isn't an unusual occurrence for me. But, when I hook up with a girl without knowing her name, it is usually a one night thing; I meet 'em and play that night with no follow up communication. However, with this one, I actually hung out with a bunch of times before getting her naked. It is way past the point of me being able to apologize and explain I didn't catch her name.
I'm friends with her on Facebook, but her name on there is a joke (i.e., "Alotta Shaken"). I've read through the comments on her Facebook pics/page to see if her friends have used her name. Nope. I've Google searched her cell number. Nope. While she was showing the waitress her ID at lunch yesterday, I think they thought I was having a seizure trying to contort myself to be able to read the name on her ID without it being obvious. When she went to the bathroom, I thought about going through her purse to look at her license, but was scared she would come out or another patron/worker at the restaurant would see me rummaging through her purse and would look extremely shady. She is an interpreter for the federal government, so I can't exactly track her down through her employment.
It's gotten so bad that I had to make a cheesy joke and claim I was going to make that her nickname now, so I used that all day.
Besides asking her what her name is after she has already swallowed millions of my future Heisman winners, what can I do?
I'm friends with her on Facebook, but her name on there is a joke (i.e., "Alotta Shaken"). I've read through the comments on her Facebook pics/page to see if her friends have used her name. Nope. I've Google searched her cell number. Nope. While she was showing the waitress her ID at lunch yesterday, I think they thought I was having a seizure trying to contort myself to be able to read the name on her ID without it being obvious. When she went to the bathroom, I thought about going through her purse to look at her license, but was scared she would come out or another patron/worker at the restaurant would see me rummaging through her purse and would look extremely shady. She is an interpreter for the federal government, so I can't exactly track her down through her employment.
It's gotten so bad that I had to make a cheesy joke and claim I was going to make that her nickname now, so I used that all day.
Besides asking her what her name is after she has already swallowed millions of my future Heisman winners, what can I do?