So...Charles Manson and Mel Tillis are at the Pearly Gates...

[GK4Herd]

Is David Cassidy there yet? I'm getting conflicting information.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

I don't think Charlie had to wait very long before he got his answer.

 

[SamSwimmer]

 

[i am herdman]

Is David Cassidy there yet? I'm getting conflicting information.

wwwwwww hhaaaaa tttttttttttt tttttt? Mmmmaaaaeelllllll Ttttaaaatttaaaaiiiiiilllisssssss ddddddd ddddddd dddddd iiiiiieeeddddaa?

 

[GreenDuke]

wwwwwww hhaaaaa tttttttttttt tttttt? Mmmmaaaaeelllllll Ttttaaaatttaaaaiiiiiilllisssssss ddddddd ddddddd dddddd iiiiiieeeddddaa?

The guy made a fortune off of a speech impediment.
Daughter Pammy was a cutie when she was a top performer.

 

[Marine03]

The guy made a fortune off of a speech impediment.
Daughter Pammy was a cutie when she was a top performer.

I dunno know about a cutie, but definitely no more than a 1 bagger

 

[GreenDuke]

The pre game concert the night before the '92 1-AA championship Pam Tillis opened for Hal Ketchum at the Civic Center.
The next year the concert headliner was Lou Christie.

 

[Bankerreturns]

Man, this thread title had me hoping for a great joke.

 

[ThunderCat98]

Delta Reese beats David Cassidy for the 3rd slot.

 

[i am herdman]

The pre game concert the night before the '92 1-AA championship Pam Tillis opened for Hal Ketchum at the Civic Center.
The next year the concert headliner was Lou Christie.

That is when Marshall Football was exciting.

Good memories.

 

[GK4Herd]

Man, this thread title had me hoping for a great joke.

You've been away too long. The last spate of celebrity deaths we had a similar thread where we teased the joke in the title then didn't deliver in the OP. Then everyone came up with their own punchlines. This was meant the same. So...have at it.

I'll start...

Charley Manson and Mel Tillis are at the Pearly Gates. Charles Manson says..."I sure hope Cassidy brings some good liquor when he gets here. I haven't had a good drink in almost 50 years. " Mel Tillis says..."Ch...ch...ch...arley....y...y...y...ou...'d b...b...b...e b... b...e...t...t...t...er offff asking f...f...for m...m...marsh...sh...m...m...allows w...w...where y...y....you're g...g...going.

 

[ARandomHerdFan]

David Cassidy has officially crashed the party.

 

[i am herdman]

Ladies and Gentlemen Your New Heaven and Hell Quartet With Their Version Of Helter Skelter. Let's welcome David, Delta, Mel, and front man Charles!

You might be a lover, but you ain't no dancer.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

The guy made a fortune off of a speech impediment.
Daughter Pammy was a cutie when she was a top performer.

That rivals the claim Rifle made about Kathy Griffin.

 

[GK4Herd]

Ladies and Gentlemen Your New Heaven and Hell Quartet With Their Version Of Helter Skelter. Let's welcome David, Delta, Mel, and front man Charles!

You might be a lover, but you ain't no dancer.

Have an upvote for the White Album reference. Seems like a lifetime ago. Oh well...Ob la di Ob la da life goes on...