Of course, those are the best. Here is what else we have:
- Football. Our league sucks and we should win every game and even that is no accomplishment and lets fire the coach and the AD and blah, blah, blah.
And anyone who says otherwise gets attacked.
- Bowls. Bowls are stupid and we should be a wall around the stadiums to prevent them from being played and, no, I cannot just change the channel and blah, blah, blah.
And anyone who says otherwise get attacked.
- Basketball. Our coach is a super genius because we got hot in our one bid league's (which, strangely, does not suck, even though a third of it makes no effort at the sport) tournament once, it will happen again and again and going to the state HS tournament is a recruiting trip and blah, blah, blah.
And anyone who says otherwise gets attacked.
- Facilities. We have unlimited resources and "they" (whoever "they" are) always come up with the money, so our AD is an idiot and the IPF and the soccer stadium and the improved basketball travel is no accomplishment and he should be fired and blah, blah, blah.
And anyone who says otherwise gets attacked.
That pretty much sums it up around here.