1. No one give a fvck what Max Kellerman thinks. This goes double for Stephen A. Smith, and triple for any woman.
2. No one with a life watches "First Take" or any other shitty show on ESPN. This includes the jackoff from Fox that wrote this article and thus must have watched that show. We watch actual sporting events, and Sportscenter and other shows featuring highlights of actual sporting events. We turn off ESPN the second it deviates from this.
2b. College GameDay is now almost unwatchable because there are half hour segments on how Player X was born in the ghetto to a single mom who was raped by cancer itself while baby-daddy was in prison for selling a kilo/killing a cop/racism, and the school system was ran by the Grand Wizard of the KKK yet Player X someone overcame the odds to make it Alabama, where he will now get straight A's even though he cannot read or write and will on average assault 1.7 women a year during his collegiate career.
3. Tiger should have just blown off the question, or answered with something absurd like "Donald and I discussed banging Denny's waitresses and how to buy ourselves a third world nation." Maybe made a jerkoff motion with his hand.
4. Theoretically, drug users tend to hang with other drug users. If Tiger and Trump are such buddies, does this mean the Ambien Walrus also visits Trump, and does this now explain Trump's 1am tweets?
