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The REAL reason Sam hasn’t posted his receipt....

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So, found out the story: Sam decided to mail the check to the President of the Anchorage alumni association. Unbeknownst to Sam, the guy, I think his name is Wayne, anyways Wayne married hisself a Alaska chick named Sue Bigfeet. They took a honeymoon cruise across the sea in China, and, you guessed it - are stuck on the ship for 2 weeks under quarantine due to that virus. I am sure once Wayne & Sue get back home he will forward the check to MH.......
 
Long time lurker, fairly new poster here. I’ve started to post this a few times and stopped because I really hate to give the guy any more attention than he deserves, but with that being said...

Sam, and his attitude, is a gimmick. I remember a post not long ago where he used some insider pro wrestling terms and as ridiculous as this sounds - it actually clicked for me. He is being a “heel”. No one would say some of the things he does and truly believe it. He enjoys being “that guy” in this forum. And that’s why I will never, ever take him or his “opinions” seriously, and neither should any other self-respecting Herd fan.

Although I must say, I do miss Dan Shoemaker regularly talking him to school.

Go Herd!
 
So, found out the story: Sam decided to mail the check to the President of the Anchorage alumni association. Unbeknownst to Sam, the guy, I think his name is Wayne, anyways Wayne married hisself a Alaska chick named Sue Bigfeet. They took a honeymoon cruise across the sea in China, and, you guessed it - are stuck on the ship for 2 weeks under quarantine due to that virus. I am sure once Wayne & Sue get back home he will forward the check to MH.......


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So, found out the story: Sam decided to mail the check to the President of the Anchorage alumni association. Unbeknownst to Sam, the guy, I think his name is Wayne, anyways Wayne married hisself a Alaska chick named Sue Bigfeet. They took a honeymoon cruise across the sea in China, and, you guessed it - are stuck on the ship for 2 weeks under quarantine due to that virus. I am sure once Wayne & Sue get back home he will forward the check to MH.......

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So, found out the story: Sam decided to mail the check to the President of the Anchorage alumni association. Unbeknownst to Sam, the guy, I think his name is Wayne, anyways Wayne married hisself a Alaska chick named Sue Bigfeet. They took a honeymoon cruise across the sea in China, and, you guessed it - are stuck on the ship for 2 weeks under quarantine due to that virus. I am sure once Wayne & Sue get back home he will forward the check to MH.......

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Long time lurker, fairly new poster here. I’ve started to post this a few times and stopped because I really hate to give the guy any more attention than he deserves, but with that being said...

Sam, and his attitude, is a gimmick. I remember a post not long ago where he used some insider pro wrestling terms and as ridiculous as this sounds - it actually clicked for me. He is being a “heel”. No one would say some of the things he does and truly believe it. He enjoys being “that guy” in this forum. And that’s why I will never, ever take him or his “opinions” seriously, and neither should any other self-respecting Herd fan.

Although I must say, I do miss Dan Shoemaker regularly talking him to school.

Go Herd!
I agree about taking him seriously and I take what Sammy says with a grain of salt, but you’re giving the guy way too much credit. He’s just genuinely an idiot.
 
So, found out the story: Sam decided to mail the check to the President of the Anchorage alumni association. Unbeknownst to Sam, the guy, I think his name is Wayne, anyways Wayne married hisself a Alaska chick named Sue Bigfeet. They took a honeymoon cruise across the sea in China, and, you guessed it - are stuck on the ship for 2 weeks under quarantine due to that virus. I am sure once Wayne & Sue get back home he will forward the check to MH.......
arguably one of the worst posts in forum history, and possibly even worse than that post on here back in 2012 when the guy was fake drunk posting, in an effort to fit in with the cool guys.
 
Main reason is I have not received one. Disagree with me all you want, don’t call me dishonest.
 
So, found out the story: Sam decided to mail the check to the President of the Anchorage alumni association. Unbeknownst to Sam, the guy, I think his name is Wayne, anyways Wayne married hisself a Alaska chick named Sue Bigfeet. They took a honeymoon cruise across the sea in China, and, you guessed it - are stuck on the ship for 2 weeks under quarantine due to that virus. I am sure once Wayne & Sue get back home he will forward the check to MH.......

You aren't distancing yourself from Goddamn Sam with rambling nonsense like this.
 
Update - Sam actually went old school and mailed 25 $25 books of S&H green stamps to MU. Once they check for double coupon status, they will redeem and then send Sam his receipt...
 
Update - Sam actually went old school and mailed 25 $25 books of S&H green stamps to MU. Once they check for double coupon status, they will redeem and then send Sam his receipt...

Why would he send them an additional $125?
 
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