It's pure security theatrics, an illusion that something is being done to prevent terrorism. So much money is wasted on this inefficient, wasteful, resource-consuming, time-wasting retarded government agency.
Last week my wife and I were traveling on a connecting flight to board an international flight. We always travel with carry-ons only, along with a backpack. We fly often, and it's always one stupid issue or another with the TSA. There are never uniform measures taken. Just what these uneducated, power-tripping idiots arbitrarily decide is worthy of making the trip. A TSA agent flagged my wife's bag for review and pulled her to the side. This is a bag she has travelled with for years and years, but this time the TSA agent was bored and needed to flex his power, so he wanted to confiscate some of her contraband.
He opens her bag and says "you have too much liquid." She says "how much am I allowed to have?" He said "about half of that. Maybe 3/4." I immediately step in because I'm an asshole and said "you need to be more clear. Tell her exactly how much she can have."
His superior officer comes over and now they're both rummaging through her personal items in her cosmetics bag. Touching her birth control pills, her toothbrush, etc. At this point she is getting upset, and I'm about to lose my cool and start being condescending toward both of them, asking them if they feel like they're preventing terrorism by removing a couple 3 oz bottles of lotion and contact solution from my wife's bag.
So I open up my cosmetics bag and ask "am I ok? Do I have too much stuff?" They both reply that the amount I have is ok. So one-by-one I start taking her items that they are trying to confiscate and put them in my bag. I said "tell me when I have reached my 'terrorism threat' limit.
So we leave with the exact fvcking things we originally brought, only in different bags now. 15 minutes of my life wasted talking to two sub-90 IQ power-tripping idiots, and missed my boarding zone.
Last week my wife and I were traveling on a connecting flight to board an international flight. We always travel with carry-ons only, along with a backpack. We fly often, and it's always one stupid issue or another with the TSA. There are never uniform measures taken. Just what these uneducated, power-tripping idiots arbitrarily decide is worthy of making the trip. A TSA agent flagged my wife's bag for review and pulled her to the side. This is a bag she has travelled with for years and years, but this time the TSA agent was bored and needed to flex his power, so he wanted to confiscate some of her contraband.
He opens her bag and says "you have too much liquid." She says "how much am I allowed to have?" He said "about half of that. Maybe 3/4." I immediately step in because I'm an asshole and said "you need to be more clear. Tell her exactly how much she can have."
His superior officer comes over and now they're both rummaging through her personal items in her cosmetics bag. Touching her birth control pills, her toothbrush, etc. At this point she is getting upset, and I'm about to lose my cool and start being condescending toward both of them, asking them if they feel like they're preventing terrorism by removing a couple 3 oz bottles of lotion and contact solution from my wife's bag.
So I open up my cosmetics bag and ask "am I ok? Do I have too much stuff?" They both reply that the amount I have is ok. So one-by-one I start taking her items that they are trying to confiscate and put them in my bag. I said "tell me when I have reached my 'terrorism threat' limit.
So we leave with the exact fvcking things we originally brought, only in different bags now. 15 minutes of my life wasted talking to two sub-90 IQ power-tripping idiots, and missed my boarding zone.