There has to be LSD in the water....

[Raoul Duke MU]

....if half of America thinks this shit is "normal".

At yesterday's press conference (which was pretty much batshit crazy, and yes I listened to it), Donald Trump took a question from TruNews. I want you Trumpers to read this intro for a piece on that website, and then ask yourselves this question: if you agree with your Orange Leader that NYT, WaPo, CNN are "fake news", exactly what in the fvck is this shit supposed to be, and why in the hell is this kind of outfit taken seriously enough by your Orange Leader to have press credentials*:

"Today on TruNews Radio, Rick Wiles discusses the deep link between Freemasonry and the satanic fashion show which was held in an English Anglican church. Rick details the Satanic resume of the events Turkish designer Dilara Findikoglu, and exclusively shares that this was not the first church she had desecrated with her occult “art.” Rick also delves into how Freemasons infiltrated Turkey through the secret society named Dömneh, founded by a former Jewish rabbi named Sabbatai Zevi in 1666, and their link to the Young Turks, who committed the Armenian Genocide. Lastly, Rick ties in the Masonic connection to the NAACP and the British Royal Family."

https://www.trunews.com/stream/the-freemason-link-to-londons-satanic-fashion-show

* it's because Trump is batshit crazy...and you are too if you support him.

A couple of you embarrassments to post-secondary education will now trot out that I am some sort of conspiracy theory believer because I am a fan of this stuff. I am also a fan of The X-Files, Supernatural, Batman, science fiction in general, and films in which people die bloody, horrible deaths....none of which means I think that shit is real.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

Hillary lost. Get over it, loser.

 

[countryroads89]

I saw the presser. One of the most bizzare things I have ever seen in my life. I couldn’t help but wonder what in the hell was going through the minds of the cabinet members sitting off to the side.

 

[i am herdman]

CNN Controversies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CNN_controversies

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Hillary lost. Get over it, loser.

I didn't vote for Hillary, dipshit. And if that is all you have as a reply, you might be even dumber than the average dipshit. Simple Jack levels of dumb.

 

[Dreh_Nagi_HC_IM]

I didn't vote for Hillary, dipshit.

Right, and my pecker is 16" long, and thick.

 

[HerdBuckeye]

Right, and my pecker is 16" long, and thick.

That’s not what your wife says.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

Right, and my pecker is 16" long, and thick.

I didn't vote for Bill either. Do you now have a 32" pecker?

 

[Y.A.G Si Ye Nots]

I was in a rental car yesterday that didn't have Sirius, so I was stuck listening to regular radio. I came across what I thought was a well-done skit. For the first five minutes, I was sure that I was listening to a great impersonator on some sort of SNL satire show pretending to be cheeto doing a press conference.

On my mother's life, it took me ten minutes to reach a conclusion if what I was listening to was real or not. Part of that was due to not believing cheeto would have a random press conference that wasn't publicized/scheduled. Part of it was because a female reporter was asking the only questions for the first five minutes, so it seemed more likely to be a joke. More of that had to do with just how comically bad he was during it.

Only after more people started asking questions - including the guy from Sky TV and the NY Times, did I realize that this truly was cheeto sounding more like a moron than ever before . . . and he couldn't even answer the last question, went off on some unrelated tangent, and then ignored it when he was called out on not having even remotely responded to the question.

 

[Raoul Duke MU]

I was in a rental car yesterday that didn't have Sirius, so I was stuck listening to regular radio. I came across what I thought was a well-done skit. For the first five minutes, I was sure that I was listening to a great impersonator on some sort of SNL satire show pretending to be cheeto doing a press conference.

On my mother's life, it took me ten minutes to reach a conclusion if what I was listening to was real or not. Part of that was due to not believing cheeto would have a random press conference that wasn't publicized/scheduled. Part of it was because a female reporter was asking the only questions for the first five minutes, so it seemed more likely to be a joke. More of that had to do with just how comically bad he was during it.

Only after more people started asking questions - including the guy from Sky TV and the NY Times, did I realize that this truly was cheeto sounding more like a moron than ever before . . . and he couldn't even answer the last question, went off on some unrelated tangent, and then ignored it when he was called out on not having even remotely responded to the question.

I know what you mean. He can say something I totally agree with...say, the transfer of American wealth to China through unbalanced trade...but then that five seconds is overran with two minutes of the craziest goddamn shit you have ever heard from a POTUS. A parody of Trump only takes about 10% exaggeration to be effective.